Our least favorite anthro calico dork named Chrissy returning from grocery shopping carrying large reusable bags full of groceries: a "cool S" energy drink can be seen in the right bag and a bag of sliced bread in the left bag. He is wearing a t-shirt that says "FUK" and glasses. He bitches and moans as he enters into the kitchen, "Uwah, I hate spending money on food ... but a bitch gotta eat ..."

We are greeted with a scene where Mewds, our most hated greasy-eyed cat, kneeling down in front of an open oven wielding a knife as Achilles, from the web comic traumedy series Hello From Halo Head, stands on the open door of the oven tied up in his leash at the wrists and ankles wagging his silly little tail. Mewds looks back over his shoulder and says, "I 'found' a funn cat in the oven" and in small text (they're also in color). Achilles, seemingly enjoying the experience and in full color for some reason replies, "Hello! I somehow ended up here again"

Chrissy approaches the two with a rather dreary, surprisingly mellow reaction, and simply interrogates Mewds. "That's ACHILLES from Halo Head ..." Chrissy points out still carrying the groceries. "A bitch gotta eat?" Mewds replies shrugging with a sharp kitchen knife in paw. "How did he—" Chrissy tries to ask before Mewds interrupts, "I found him like that" Achilles chimes in with genuine (painful) honesty, "You two seem nice"

Chrissy concedes to the moment because his arms are aching from carrying the groceries as he thinks to himself in a moment of clarity as he stares into the distance with a glazed over neutral gaze: (I understand Jon Arbuckle's struggle) Mewds and Achilles have a short back and forth just slightly out of view. Mewds: Achilles what do you think you taste like? Achilles: Like MEAT I suppose ... Mewds: Do you prefer dry rub or marinade? Achilles: I usually shower in water ???

You were supposed to make sure Mewds didn't get into trouble and now he's trying to literally cook Achilles in the oven! I'm sorry @batshaped.bsky.social

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