You Had One Job, Mary: Know Your Bloody Seat Tired of being stuck behind a seat-searching space cadet every time you board a plane? It’s not rocket science, Mary. You had one job: know where your ass belongs.

“You don’t get to spiritually align with a seat like it’s hot yoga. You get assigned 23B. Sit your ass down.” bit.ly/43rQX0A #airtravel #flyingetiquette #travelhumour #airlinerants #turnipstyle