Overthinking but make it funny 😅 Which brain spam are you choosing—past embarrassment, future anxiety, or random 3am chaos?

#WouldYouRather
#Overthinking
#RelatableHumor
#AnxietyThoughts
#GenXUnplugged

My anxiety has a full-time job as my inner narrator.

#AnxietyThoughts #Overthinking #NeurodivergentHumor

Anxiety: “What if everything goes wrong?”
Me: “That’s impossible, I triple-checked.”
Anxiety: “Exactly. Suspicious.”

#AnxietyThoughts #MentalHealthHumor #NeurodivergentLife

If you’ve ever asked me randomly “can I call you…” I’ve most likely called the police on you. Sorry.

#anxietythoughts

I feel you on my
Shoulder, a soft hand grasping
Providing comfort
Disposing of the anxious
Scaring away the morose

#tanka #micropoetry #writing #poetry #poem #anxietythoughts