1. Apollo standing in the foreground of the shot in Old Sharlayan, happily explaining something to the camera, while Fy'ra (a Raen Au Ra woman with crystal horns and pinkish-red hair) walks by, completely oblivious to what's about to happen. > Apollo: Fun lesbian fact! You can turn off a short girl's brain merely by pinning her between yourself and a wall or other immovable surface. Allow me to demonstrate!

2. Apollo pins Fy'ra to the wall with a *thud*, in a pretty standard kabedon pose, looking down on her with a confident smirk. The immense height difference between them is obvious even from this steep angle. > Apollo: Hey, cutie.

3. Fy'ra looks up at Apollo, completely overwhelmed and catching a +Lesbian Panic status condition. > Fy'ra: *flustered sapphic noises*

4. An alternate shot, showing the full image of Apollo pinning Fy'ra to the wall.

= Fun Lesbian Facts =
The kabedon gesture is a vital part of any tall lesbian's arsenal. No other technique is quite as reliable for turning a short girl into an utterly flustered puddle.

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The Apollolore dark knight trio - from left to right, Sidurgu Orl, the half-Elezen Fray Myste (a young man with poofy brown hair, slightly tanned skin, and a black dragon tattoo along the left side of his face), and Juksie Emdi (a Keeper Miqo'te woman with blue and white hair and blue skin). The three are standing in the Brume in Ishgard next to a pile of rubble with their swords at the ready (Sidurgu's greatsword resting point-down on the crown, Fray's resting on his shoulder, and Juksie's slung over her shoulder). Behind them, a couple of Temple Knights can be barely seen.

= Three Amigos =
"Surrender your weapons and put your hands in the air!"
"...Lads, are you sure that's particularly wise?"
"W-we have you outnumbered three-to-one!"
"I know. You've almost made it a fair fight for us."

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= Height Difference =
How it feels when your friend is a few inches taller than you are, versus how it looks to everyone else.

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