literally told #ashleyjr "dishonor on you! dishonor on your cow!" yesterday
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#ashleyjr just started singing “Dirty Work” at the top of her lungs I’m so proud
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#ashleyjr made me download the demo immediately lmao
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#ashleyjr and I were CAPTIVATED, is this Dallas
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Yall…I went to hoppers with #ashleyjr… and there was a moment that made me shout with laughter lmao it was sooooooooo messed up.
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We saw a cyber truck and #ashleyjr said “why are you spending so much money on an early 2000s polygon mess” lmaoooooooo
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#ashleyjr already has me watching the Olympics smh (it’s a replay of downhill skiing)
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We were at the grocery store and #ashleyjr started singing green onions like Green Earrings and I was so proud.
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#ashleyjr asked if any sports teams had mythical mascots and we were able to come up with the Browns, the Billikens, the Kracken, the Valkyries, and the Fighting Irish (it’s a leprechaun right?). Any more?
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I was laughing at this as #ashleyjr came downstairs and she was like that reminds me of a Greek myth. She was talking about Pygmalion, "but that one had a happy ending."
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showing #ashleyjr Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for the first time and we're on the boat scene. What the fuck, disrespectfully.
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We got a confetti cannon and #ashleyjr is menacing us with it. She’s gotta wait another few minutes smh.
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#ashleyjr: when you have the chance to do something, you might as well do it
me: (what are you trying to tell me)
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okay legit question from #ashleyjr and I: are there only 26 agents? What do they do when they run out of letters?
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We’re making #ashleyjr watch Men in Black and my god this movie is PEAK CINEMA. Can’t we give everyone involved retroactive Oscars??????
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#ashleyjr won't be able to get away with that. Her mom knows ball.
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“Do you prefer sweet or salty oysters”
I was like uhhhhh but #ashleyjr was ready with her response lmaooooooooooooo
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While they’re stealing snails y’all’s little friend #ashleyjr just picked up raw oysters to go.
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#ashleyjr thinks I am the corniest person alive and that’s how I LIKE IT
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Showing #ashleyjr the Harley and Ivy episode of Batman The Animated Series and telling her this is feminism.
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fammmmmmmm I'm dying (I've been reading my ass off this year, this is probably this most I've read since having #ashleyjr)
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#ashleyjr had sports day for spirit week today and she wore an old Alshon Jeffries jersey. That really used to be my guy.
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Watching Great Pumpkin and #ashleyjr just said she was Lucy and #babybrother was Linus
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Why did #ashleyjr turn to me randomly, hum a few bars of this song, and then ask “were you born when that song came out” youtu.be/7_ZotkSW8Lk?...
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Cannot tell you all how obsessed young Ashley was with this book! I just looked over and saw my copy with this same cover on my shelf. The difficulty now is convincing #ashleyjr to read it but I think there's a graphic novel version.
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I was out at the mall with #ashleyjr and I was like what the hell. She was like are you serious??? I had been talking about it in the car. “I can’t believe they won mommy!!!”
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Me: how can you ask someone to cool you down because they’re so hot? They’re asking to be filled up because they are soulless and empty! Don’t you see it?
#ashleyjr: …can you turn the music up please
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Not me using Soda Pop by the Saja Boys to teach #AshleyJr about textual analysis.
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I didn't know if you did toddlers lmao. How about one for #ashleyjr, she actually eats stuff.
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#ashleyjr has to do an assignment on her favorite instrument which turns out to be the drums! So she's looking up drum and percussion terms while I play drum focused music. (I started with In the Air Tonight but she would prefer no singing, which I understand.)
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