Someone asks in my strawpage: Since Lou appears to not follow any physics. How big could Lou theoretically get?

Lou felt a tingle in the web of the cosmos. Something was stirring, somewhere. Lou moved, following the vibrations, covering three hundred forty million light years with a flicker of spider legs in the void. And that was just one step. Lou needed three to reach the destination. It took seconds for Lou, but they were aeons for the life of that universe.

I already gave a taste of that in a recent microfic: www.furaffinity.net/view/64622259/

But, since not everyone has FA, here, have a treat #AskTheBugs #omnimacro #macro #sizesky #spider #bug

Someone asks in my strawpage: Let's say hypothetically, the bugs are forming a circle, and in the is a tiny cookie that says "Eat me! You'll grow!". the bugs are told not eat it for an hour. If they don't eat it. Everyone will receive two cookies. How would this play out?

Someone trying to stop a cat from getting the sushi, stretching its face to its limits with a hand as the cat squeezes in it to reach the food

#AskTheBugs The bugs trying to stop Mimi from eating the cookie in the very first 15 seconds like:

I forgot the #AskTheBugs dammit

Someone asks in my strawpage: Hey Lou! How does it feel to be alive :D?

*OVERWHELMED BY THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF REALITY SPIDER NOISES*

*Calms down*

*Hungry*

*oωo* #AskTheBugs

Someone asks in my strawpage: *Straps a tiny person on a fishing rod* Pst Pst! Mimi? Look, a human :3!

A tiny human being dangled on a string next to a giant flea. The human screams while the flea looks at it with nervous anger. "Who do you think I am...? I'm not going to..."

The flea suddendly flashes to the string and catches the human with her mouth, making a NOM sound. Her eyes are dilated and she looks nervous

Instincts... #AskTheBugs

Someone asks in my strawpage: Do the bugs have a favorite food? (Besides people and other bugs!)

The carnivores like Kreenstine or Adri are fine with the new world of flavors they get to experience at their new size. Bel only eats Hive produce. Marcel and Eden miss flower nectar a lot. Zanna... Don't ask what Zanna misses. And me? I love Italian food!
#AskTheBugs

That has to be Eden. The moth keeps giving kisses to people waaaay tinier than them. I'm sure more than one unfortunate microbe has ended inside their mouth #AskTheBugs

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I already did a class on that! #AskTheBugs

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Someone sent a drawing mi flea girl looking at a red factory that has a scared face. She says I will eet you!

Oh no, Mimi has grown big and now she has found one of those growth agent factories!! Who keep building these?? Everyone brace for Flea Impact!! #AskTheBugs

Someone asks in my strawpage: what kind of music do you and the bugs listen to?

If they listen to what I listen to when I'm drawing them, the list would be like
Mimi: lofi, vaporwave
Eden: romantic songs from the 90-00's
Bel: 70's rock, stoner
Adri: rock studio albums from the 80's
Marcel: classical music, jazz
Zanna: Garage, postpunk
Kreenstine: 80's hits, city pop
#AskTheBugs

Someone asks in my strawpage: Do the bugs surf the web? If so what are their favorite websites?

They are too big to use computers! Also most of them would absolutely click on every flashy pop-up or shady link that comes into view, for sure. They would have their pcs hacked and infected within seconds. Mimi's probably explodes after 5 minutes on the web #AskTheBugs

Someone asks in my strawpage: who's the smartest out of these silly bugs?

A butterfly anthro (Marcel) with a cockroach anthro in his hand (me!), smaller than him. He is explaining music to me with a long text that is shown in the background. The text says: Why should you also hate Canon in D? Well, so, anyone with a basic music udnerstanding HATES Palchelbel's Canon in D, because of its repetitive and simplistic melody, composed of only eight notes and an overall pathetic tone (pathetich in the sense of "too emotional"). This is due to the use of the IV-iv-iii-IV-I-IV-V chord progression, which sounds naturally melancholic and corny as hell. So, if you ever played the cello, you despise it entirely because you spend the whole piece making the same exact sounds front to back. And that doesn't even take into account the fact that it is overused in weddings and Catholic celebrations. Those have made of it, as time has passed, a truly kitsch piece Meanwhile, I'm drooling looking up at him and saying: I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS COCK

Marcel for sure! He is not only very well versed in a lot of topics, he also plays a lot the "genius boy" trope a lot. What can I say? I have a soft spot for giant nerd men with delicate tastes... #AskTheBugs #sizesky #bug #bugoc #macro #micro

Someone asks in my strawpage: What's the oldest drawing you made that you still have access to?

A drawing of a giant half-cockorach, half ant, half-spider monstergirl, inspecting a train wagon she has picked up from the railway. She is looking inside, trying to see if there is any food (humans)

Oof, I still have things from when I was in school, but I think you are not here for that... Kink-wise, I have some very old drawings, but mostly are not for show. I guess the oldest one that can be shown is this one, very old sona version, when Kreenstine and me shared species and body #AskTheBugs

Someone says in my strawpage: Lalalalala! Oh what's this? Why if it isn't the "Make the creator of this Strawpage 1000 times bigger" button! Is there anyone to prevent me from pressing? No? Oh well! "Press" "Press" "Press" "Press" "Press" "Press" "Press" "Press" "Press" "Press" "Press" "Press" "Press" "Press"

If you know how to add this actual button to strawpage, please contact me
-Signed: a 2000ft tall cockroach.
#AskTheBugs

Someone sent me a drawing of a jigglypuff holding a can of bug spray and saying Gonna make Roach HUGE!

This Jigglypuff doesn't know that it is about to bring the End of Civilization. Or knows it perfectly, in any case it's going to be problematic for humans 😌😌 #AskTheBugs

Someone sent me a Kreenstine on strawpage, saying TRAINS NOW!

Yeah!! Give the 'pede her toys!! 🚈🚝🚅🚄🚂🚃🚋🚎🚞🚊🚉🚆 #AskTheBugs

Someone asks in my strawpage: me when I find artist 👀, but besides that it does bring me joy to see someone draw bugs [this has no correlation with me, yup] and does make me wish I could wil myself to keep drawing. But anyway, uhh I like art, it make me happy, yay <3

Thanks 🤎🤎 and... Please keep drawing! If you can wish it, you can do it!! #AskTheBugs

Depends on where they are. Tending my feet? A pair is fine. On my aedaegus? Maybe a handful. Inside my stomach? I need millions. #AskTheBugs

Someone asks in my strawpage (roachqueen.straw.page): I usually think of myself as my sona but watching you being big makes me want to be a human and being shown how we are really vulnerable to bugs and we can be food

Well, my bugs can eat more than humans. I normally do humans because they are easier to do (and because I like role reversal narratives), but furs can be on the menu too! #AskTheBugs

Someone asks in my strawpage: does this roach eat tiny humans?

Roach about to eat tiny humans that are in Zanna's mouth, during a kiss

Roach about to eat YOU! while giving a class about cockroach guts

Some Roach clones rampaging in a city. One is eating a cistern truck, other is licking cars from the road. A third one is eating a train like a noodle. A fourth one is doing a Godzilla impression while attacked by helicopters

*M. Bison in the Street Fighter Movie voice* OF COURSE! #AskTheBugs

Does eating some Universe bread come with any fun nutritional value? Like idk... Making someone grow bigger?

Tbh, since universes are mostly empty space and dark matter/dark energy, they don't fill a lot and they go all directly to the love-handles. So, yeah, they make you bigger, of course, and what it's more important: they make you thiccer 😏😏 #askthebugs

Someone asks at my strawpage: can you teleport the universe bread?

There is a problem with that. The teleport portals are never the same size in the other side, so we can end with a biscuit sized universe...

Wait, did I say problem? Let's do that right now! #askthebugs

Someone asks in my strawpage: any reason why you only post on Bsky and FA?

Oh, w0w, I've got one long. The short answer is just anxiety. The long answer is that the other places are either unknown to me or I fled from them. I fled from tumblr during the Migration, I fled from twitter when it became Theft Machine, I fled from Devianart when it became Slopart #AskTheBugs

Someone asks in my strawpage: What do THE REST of the cast think of ants? ewe;;

Oh w0w someone is very interested in ants... The goobers (Adri, Marcel, Mimi, Zanna, Eden) would probably just accept the new neighbour, Kreenstine might have trouble with them since she also inhabits underground, but otherwise she will ignore them. As for the Hive... Ants mean W A R
#askthebugs

Someone asks in my strawpage: how are you doing today?

Well, I'm answering this 10 hours later, but I guess I can use it for today. I'm doing ok, my health isn't great, but my hopes for the day and the future remain bright #askthebugs

Someone asks in my strawpage: Hey Mimi! Ever dreamed of being bigger than the Earth?

🦗: oh yeah :333!! Sometimes I dream that I'm a big space thing and then I jump to the planet thing and then I put my fangs through the crust and I start sucking up all the planet interior thing until the planet is dry and I'm BIG and I can crunch-crunch it whole

:მ So hungry now!! #askthebugs

Did this as a summary just in case you don't want to read a full thread of OC rambling #askthebugs

Some asks in my strawpage: If all of your OCs were going to fight each other with all of their powers at their disposal. Who would win and how much damage would this cause?

Someone asked to powerscale my OCs in strawpage. This one deserves a whole thread #askthebugs

I pretty much explained that in this thread below. But, to summarize: I think they are cool, just I also think there are other cool bugs that deserve more attention #askthebugs

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Someone asks in my strawpage: What's the hottest size growth scenario you could possibly imagine?

Gotta be real honest with you, I'm really into growth driven by other person cum. Specially when it's WILLING. Like: "we're going to fuck and you are going to get IMMENSE", and then the little one keeps adding to the total mass after the first growth spurt... #askthebugs