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#ataxidrivertoldme that according to someone on #bluesky , Fartage ate his hamster 🤷🏻‍♂️

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#ataxidrivertoldme that Fartage enjoys hop, skip and jump in his tutu down Clacton way

#ataxidrivertoldme that Fartage enjoys a paddle in a tutu whenever the opportunity comes along

#ataxidrivertoldme that #NigelFarage digs up worms in the garden of his #Frinton house and eats them for breakfast, washed down with a pint of rainwater.
So it must be true!
(That’s how this works, isn’t it?)
#ReformUK Ltd. #Farage #Clacton #Essex

I heard that immigrants are climbing trees dressed as squirrels & dropping walnut halves on people. Absolutely nuts. It's true because #ataxidrivertoldme
#farage #bollox #uk