Today I receive a really lovely 5-star review which says my book is "a compelling & magical read" but there are still no signs of a sale anywhere, LOL! 😁 Amber & I are sent to wait outside the Magician's door for our crimes, yikes! 🤓

#authorfail #yafantasy #indieauthor

The computer on which I keep all my writing related stuff seems to have gone the way of the dodo. 😭😭😭 And while I saved the MS Word files of my stories (of course, I did that!), I somehow failed to save the formatting files of my formatting software. 😭 #AuthorFail

We're gonna try that promo again without the missing words. For someone who writes for a living you'd think I'd remember to check my post before hitting post 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

#AuthorFail

It just took me half an hour to remember the word 'sensibility.' #AuthorFail #SwissCheeseBrain #UsedFeelingInstead

#Hegseth is the #most #unqualified #SECDEF in #History. #Hey Pete(rtip) #Hegseth, how does it #feel to #suck at #everything you’ve ever done? You and your #ghostwritten #book.

#Notarealwarrior #fake #cosplayer #coward #stayathomesoldier #failure #foxfail #nationalguardfail #secdeffail #authorfail

Nice! I really should do a better job of just letting my readers know they *exist* #authorfail

Any other #writers get so caught up in new characters and the story…that they literally forget about a character?

My book series is called ‘Ellie & Ninja Cat’ and I just wrote 2 and a half chapters without a single mention of Ninja Cat!! Oops…

#booksky #author #authorfail

So, last week, I sent my trusted betas a novella to check over. Instead, they got two novels, the novella and a short story (failed Scrivener export) - and I was wondering what took them so long.

"it's really good, but it's soooo long, have you considered a series?"

#booksky #authorfail #writing

Oddly, I've actually picked up and BOUGHT first runs of my own book from second hand stores just because I realized I forgot to save one for myself. #authorfail.