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Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him.
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Q: How do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger is waiting in line near you on Black Friday?
A: He Jingles All The Way.
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Q: What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on Black Friday?
A: He got 12 months.
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Q: What did the sheep say just before he quit his job in the nativity scene?
A: Baaaaaaaa Humbug!!!
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Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
A: Deep pan, crisp and even. #badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY2024
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Q: What did one dreidel do when the other dreidel made him angry?
A: He kicked him in the shin. #badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY5785
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Q: What did Spock put in the fireplace on the bridge of the Enterprise?
A: The Captain's Yule Log.
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Q: What did Wendy say when she dropped her chocolate shake down the stairs?
A: "Thumpitty thump thump, thumpitty thump thump! Look at that Frosty go!"
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Q: What do you get when you tie a bunch of $100 bills in a circle?
A: A wreath of Franklins.
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Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Life Day?
A: He felt his presents.
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Q: Why was Santa's sleigh slower than usual?
A: Comet was cleaning the sink. #badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY2024
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Q: Where does Frosty keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
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Q: What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
A: Elk-a-seltzer
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Q: Why did Scrooge honk and wave on the freeway?
A: The Ghost of Christmas passed.
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Q: What does Santa say when he throws his sleigh into reverse?
A: "OH! OH! OH!"
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Q: What do you call Santa Claus after he’s fallen into a lit fireplace?
A: Krisp Kringle.
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Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him.
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Q: Where does Santa go swimming?
A: The North Pool.
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Q: What is brown and green, covered in berries and goes "ribbit ribbit"?
A: A mistle-toad.
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Q: What do angry rodents send to each other during the holidays?
A: Cross mouse cards.
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Q: How do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger is waiting in line near you on Black Friday?
A: He Jingles All The Way.
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Q: What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on Black Friday?
A: He got 12 months. #badholidayjokes #badholidayjoke #QUBIQ #HOLIDAY2024