Wolfgang Wasow Fishing Haiku
I am catching fish
After fish, and you have not
Caught a single one
@jwenst.bsky.social #lakemendota #fishing #panfish #wasow #madison #wisconsin #haikusforreallife #haiku #badpoetryohnoetry #sunfish
The Emperor Has No Clothes Haiku
You can’t fire someone
For publishing statistics
You don’t agree with.
#nokings #statistics #youreconomyisfailing #ourpresidentisacoward #theemperorhasnoclothes #badpoetryohnoetry #haiku #haikusforrreallife
American Disaster Haiku
No money for the
Weather service but plenty
For the gestapo
#fundtheweatherservice #fuckice #abolishice #peopleoverprofits #climatechangeisreal #climatejusticenow #nokings #haiku #haikusforreallife #badpoetryohnoetry #politicalpoems
Big Bigoted and Barbaric Bill Haiku
You take our health care
To fund concentration camps
And concentrate wealth
#medicaidforall #minnesota #billionairesshouldnotexist #nokings #resist #disabilityjustice #haiku #badpoetryohnoetry
Policy-based evidence-making Haiku
JFK Jr’s
MAHA is Policy-Based
Evidence Making
#fuckmaha #mahakills #vaccinescience #believescience #publichealthissexy #haiku #badpoetryohnoetry #haikusforreallife #vaccinateyourkids
Resist Injustice Haiku
It’s when injustice
Becomes law that resistance
Becomes our duty
Inspired by the words of MN Senator Omar Fateh
@omarfatehmn.com
#omarfatehformayor #minneapolis #resist #nokings #mamdani #peopleoverprofits #haiku #haikusforreallife #badpoetryohnoetry
Capitalism Haiku
I want to live in
A world where we put people
Over stock profits.
#thestockmarketisinhumane #capitalismiskillingus #peopleoverprofits #anticapitalist #badpoetryohnoetry #haikusforreallife #haiku #stockmarket #capitalismiscruelty #trickledowneconomicsisalie
American revelations haiku
One third of us would
Kill another third while the
Rest of us watch on
Inspired by a quote from Harlan Coben
#haiku #badpoetryohnoetry #americanrevelations #thisviolencemuststop #theoriginsoftotalitarianism #haikusforreallife #harlancoben #resist #nokings
Sandwich bread is gross haiku
Sandwich bread is gross.
It’s all mushy and soggy.
Sensory nightmare…
#mushyfoodisgross #haiku #badpoetryohnoetry #haikusforreallife #sandwiches #sandwichbread #crustybreadonly
Violence begets violence haiku
Violent leadership
Leads to violent citizens.
Our fabric is torn.
#haiku #haikusforreallife #badpoetryohnoetry #nokings #restinpower
No Kings Haiku
Absolute power
Corrupts absolutely: Fight!
No masters, no kings.
#nokings #haiku #fightthepower #resistanceispatriotic #badpoetryohnoetry #haikusforreallife
Bottle Puppy Rescue Haiku
The people who have
Purebred dogs don’t leave them in
An RV to die
Words from Sam Schubert
#haiki #haikusforreallife #puppyrescue #pitmix #rescue #badpoetryohnoetry #bittykittybrigade #neonatalpuppyrescue #bottlepuppy #minneapolis
Minneapolis City Lakes Haiku
All it takes is one
Inch of rain to send dog shit
Into all the lakes
#minneapolis #lakehiawatha #cityoflakes #haiku #haikusforreallife #badpoetryohnoetry #ecoli #lakes
Twitter Feud Haiku
This Musk & Trump feud
Is like Kendrick vs Drake…
Except with two Drakes
Credit: @Fred_Delicious from Twitter
#kendricklamar #drake #feud #haikusforreallife #haiku #badpoetryohnoetry
Chores Haiku
I put “change the sheets”
On my todo list, but the
Box remains unchecked.
#haiku #haikusforreallife #chores #badpoetryohnoetry #adultingishard
The Meaning of Life Haiku
The meaning of life:
People need other people.
L’enfer c’est les autres.
#haiku #haikusforreallife #sartre #hellisotherpeople #meaningoflife #badpoetryohnoetry
Amundsen Scott Expedition Haiku
Turns out you can’t feed
Ponies to ponies, but you
Can feed dogs to dogs
#haiku #haikusfromreallife #badpoetryohnoetry #antarctica
