a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf . Alt: Arnie Schwarzenegger in a suit and shirt (weirdly), screaming ‘SHUT UP!’. I’m with you, Arnold.

Y’know what, Shaky? If it really is the ‘season of love and understanding’, why the fuck have I ended up with twatting Christmas radio blaring out next to my desk?

I feel this is reasonable provocation for any subsequent act of violent insanity (not quite Jamie Rockway).

#BahFuckingHumbug

I’m usually a great admirer of Paul McCartney till that fucking Christmas song comes on the radio. 🎅🏻🤓
#bahfuckinghumbug

Let’s see if hashtags work here #whamageddon #mariahcarey #ihatexmas #bahfuckinghumbug