the vakarcsest vakarcs
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scolopendra morsitans, a centipede

today's customer:

With all the care and respect I have for you, who feed me every day, you are a scolopendra morsitans. Fast, fearsome and beautiful.
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handwritten note from the baker for the bread with pumpkin

I came today to say goodbye.
I stayed in the city to take care of my brother. I'll bury him tomorrow and go back to my house on the island. I will miss this bakery, the wonderful bread and your smile that heals. You were always kind with me. Thank you.
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#panemetcircenses

do you enjoy being happy?
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Customer 1 to customer 2: I'm just putting away my things, come, you can order now.
Customer 2 to customer 1: I'm not ordering anything, I just came to profess my neverending love.

#healyoursoulwithyourfavorites
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Good morning. Please give me two pretzels and a Coke Zero and tell me which radio station are you listening to which plays Joy Division in the morning.

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My beautiful little purple buns have arrived.
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#kadarka

tiny loaves of bread

the perks of working in a bakery: the VAKARCS -
is there a word in English for those tiny things you make from the dough you scrape off the table?

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- Good morning to you, beautiful lady of the sourdough kingdom.
- Good morning. Also what the fuck?
- I just came to ask if you'll come to Pride tomorrow.

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My kind boss, the baker:
-Anna, have you seen the mayor's announcement yesterday?
-Yes. I'm glad. Good move.
-I won't put on drag, I promise.
-Me neither.

We regularly meet at the Tuesday protests. Now we'll meet at Pride too.

And we also sell great food.
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Conversation with the handyman who repaired the sign of the shop today:
- Choose something to take home.
- Thanks but no thanks, I'm not allowed to eat pastries.
- Take something for your wife then. What does she like?
- Me. She likes me.

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