So here I am cleaning my machine and Lady marmalade comes on. Naturally I wind up dancing and singing to it as I'm cleaning. Few of the others wind up watching looking VERY confused. Personally that sounds like a them problem if they can't work out why they like it.

#bardproblems

William Shakespeare trying to understand why Twitter has a character limit

Imagine Shakespeare on Twitter: "To tweet or not to tweet, that is the question... but why only 280 characters? My soliloquies need room to breathe! #BardProblems #CharacterLimitTragedy" #HistoricalTechFails

Singing in Belle, MO this Friday. Solo rehearsal going well, except I’m pretty sure my setlist is too long. At least it’s a fun problem, winnowing things down to the ones I either reeeally want to sing/play or daren’t leave out. #MusicSky #BardLifeHardLife #BardProblems