I need a scroll of enlarge / reduce, mage hand and grease. actually best make that two scrolls of grease!

the store clerk has an upset expression. asterion says “what?”

oh gods no! it’s not like that

it’s for sex.

Based on that “what three items do you buy to horrify the check out person” but it’s spell scrolls. Which would you choose?
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I made this 2 years ago, so you might’ve seen it floating around the internet in reposts
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