Adorable cucumber!
Especially from this angle, very Larry vibes
Larry! Christianity mostly sucks, but it’s not all bad, and this little guy is one of the best things the whole charade has going, including the titular Christ (whose teachings seem pretty unassailable to me, but which also seem to have literally no bearing on what Christians say, do or think)
BOOOOOOOO lol. Not the WORST thing Christianity has to offer by a country mile (that’d be Joel Osteen and his wife), but woof, this sucked. It was often either Veggie Tales or this if I was babysitting
Luther made me one of the best burgers I’ve ever eaten in my LIFE, & then gifted me this adorable little #cucumber that reminds me more than a little of Larry from #VeggieTales, whom I harbor a lot of affection for bc the other #Christian entertainment options were, like, #Bibleman 😬
#bellevue
