gravity falls comic featuring bill cipher, referencing the tumblr meme of replacing killing-yourself jokes with outlandish but more positive sayings. Panel 1: Bill looking tepid, thinking to himself, "Man, being an irregular low-poly that can see the third dimension fucking sucks, I'm gonna-" Panel 2: Close up of Bills now wider eye. A thought bubble from an imagined unnamed pentagon psychiatrist says, "Saying you want to kill yourself is bad for your mental health! Try replacing it with something more positive!" (Note: the label 'psychiatrist' is crossed out and replaced with the word FOOL.) Panel 3: Bill squinting, thinking, "Uhhhhh... I'm gonnaaa..." Panel 4: Tiny panel of Bill going "Oh!" with a light bulb over his head. Panel 5: Bill in the center, holding up a finger with his idea, surrounded by the text, "I'm gonna put on the greatest show this town has ever seen!" Panel 6: Hard cut to Bill covered in Euclydian blood, hovering over his burning dimension, looking hollow. The only text is an "SFX: Screams of the damned" indicator.
How'd it go Bill? How'd the show go? Did it go well? Did your show go well?
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