Musk see, Musk do

#BillionaireProblems

Apartheid Elon has $850B but admits money can’t buy happiness. Billions can’t fix stress, sleep, or existential dread. Not even a Tesla can solve that. 💸🤯 #BillionaireProblems #LifeLessons” fortune.com/2026/02/06/b...

Ya, but his new 500M sailing yacht needs some repairs so he clearly needs to fire everyone to pay for it. #BillionaireProblems

I thought Phil Knight just gave a huge donation to Republicans... Maybe not enough? #Billionaireproblems

Meanwhile Trump took Air Force One down to Mar-a-Lago this weekend and every one of his Cabinet members flies around on a private jet either they own personally or the U.S. taxpayer is paying for #BillionaireProblems

Bezos has to pay for that wedding and also cover his bribe for the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

#BillionaireProblems

When you ask about crypto gains and get hit with the harsh truth. 💀 #CryptoHumor #MillionaireDreams #BillionaireProblems

“If you were rich, you wouldn’t want to be taxed either.” And if I were a dragon, I’d hoard gold too.

👉 See through the nonsense: biggertable.blue

#FantasyEconomics #BillionaireProblems #WealthHoarding #TaxFairness #ProgressiveHumor

TFW you devalue your own back catalogue so successfully that it becomes cheaper to buy it back than it would be to put yourself through the emotional grief of re-recording your worst album. #billionaireproblems

They aren’t like us
#BillionaireProblems #ClassWar

Why does Oprah get a pass? Gail King whining on TV just reminded me—Oprah gave us Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz. Let that sink in. #Oprah #GailKing #DrPhil #DrOz #MediaAccountability #OutOfTouch #BillionaireProblems #TikTokPolitics #VegasJoePolitics

Screen capture of BlindApp conversation indicating that after laying off 16% of his company Matt Mullenweg has logged off and not been present or answering questions

Yikes. I truly hope this isn’t the case. If it is true this is a new low for him. I shouldn’t expect different since last time he invited people to leave he was MIA for the rest of the week too. Leaving dozens of people in limbo. #wpdrama #wordpressterrorism #billionaireproblems

Jobs at Automattic Jobs at Automattic Beware of job scammers We’ve recently learned that some people have been contacted by scammers pretending to be part of the Automattic hiring team, using names like “Caelia Basse…

And look at all those job openings.

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Mismanagement at its very best and yet Mullenweg will not be held responsible because the investors allowed him to keep voting rights.

Quit investing in companies you do not get a say in managing.

#wpdrama #billionaireproblems

DYK: Elon Musk loses a billion dollars every time Tesla drops $2.43.
I lose a sock in the laundry and cry—he loses a billion and just tweets through it.
Honestly? I’m fine with it. Real fine.

#BillionaireProblems #TeslaTumbles #MuskMath #IDontFeelBad #CryInTheChandelierRoom

What kills me about Apartheid Clyde isn’t just that he’s petty, dangerous, and incompetent — it’s that no one likes him.

All the money in the world, and he still couldn’t buy charm, friends, a sense of humor, or a decent reputation.

#BillionaireProblems #CantBuyCool #ApartheidClyde

**"Musk fumes over unpaid Tesla CEO role & stock plunge: ‘A very expensive job’ as shares drop 50%. Critics slam his priorities. #ElonMusk #Tesla #StockCrash #CEOPay #CorporateDrama #BillionaireProblems"**

“Groceries” does happen to be an old-fashioned word for DJT because he’s had a professional chef for 40+ years @dollemore.com #billionaireproblems

So, his implants are wearing off, huh? Didn’t anyone tell him that happens with cosmetic procedures? Oh, but I guess his billions and billions aren’t enough to get them fixed.

#CosmeticSurgery #Implants #BillionaireProblems #RichPeopleThings #MoneyCantFixEverything

Where Jeff Bezos Went Wrong With The Washington Post The billionaire handled his ownership admirably for more than a decade. But his courage failed him when he needed it most.

1/6: So, #BezosIsATool 🤡 thinks he can #AppeaseTheOrangeMenace 🍊 by playing nice? Fuck that! 🙄 He's just trying to protect his #AmazonEmpire 💸 from #Trump'sTwitterTantrums 📱 #BillionaireProblems www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Bill Gates refuses to downsize from ‘gigantic’ Seattle megamansion with 24 bathrooms on 66,000-square-foot compound — despite being a single empty nester. Here’s why that’s normal in 2025 Home sweet gigantic home.

Bill Gates refuses to downsize from ‘gigantic’ Seattle megamansion with 24 bathrooms on 66,000-square-foot compound — despite being a single empty nester. #BillionaireProblems
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Is the US military pro or anti coup? Historically, whoever the military supports will stay in power.

#coup
#Dystopianlife
#billionaireproblems
#history

And we wonder why people hord supplies and sell them at 3000% markup during emergencies. Also, #billionaireproblems

Fun facts are fun #billionaireproblems

My private jet will lead me to greatness. My gold-plated toilet will unleash a new era of luxury. My power will make my bank account greater than ever before. Maybe I'll trickle down some crumbs #OutofTouch #BillionaireProblems"

a man in a mario costume is sitting in a courtroom with a man in a suit behind him ALT: a man in a mario costume is sitting in a courtroom with a man in a suit behind him

Buying a social media platform, changing the algorithm to suit your personal belief system, and not giving a 💩that millions leave.
#BillionaireProblems

#billionaireproblems

Thrilled to attend the Army/Navy Game, where I'll pretend to relate to people who actually serve their country. Meanwhile, I'll be thinking about my next golf game and how to deduct the jet fuel from my taxes. #OutOfTouch #BillionaireProblems"

Elon Musk says SEC orders him to pay fine over Twitter purchase or face charges | CNN Business Elon Musk apparently has one last battle to wage with outgoing Securities and Exchange Commission Chairman Gary Gensler.

Twitter purchase or face charges flip.it/PC7NziElon He can fund Mars coloniztn but can’t meet SEC filing deadline, The richest man on Earth calling for financial mercy is the chef’s kiss of irony. Maybe Neuralink can develop a chip to remind him of deadlines. #BillionaireProblems #PocketChangePanic”

Rupert Murdoch Fails in Bid to Change Family Trust (Gift Article) A Nevada commissioner ruled resoundingly against Mr. Murdoch, who was trying to give full control of his empire to his son Lachlan and lock in Fox News’s right-wing editorial slant.

I'm so glad my family was happy and poor.

#RupertMurdoch #FoxNews #FamilyTrust #Succession #BillionaireProblems #News