BIRMINGHAM! I'm coming to save you! Join me on Thursday evening at the Cherry Reds Comedy club for a top-class bill of stand-up, including, yep, me. What? Politician cynically turns up at disaster zone in cunning PR move? Moi? #BINDEPENDENCEDAY www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...

7.30PM GMT at The Pleasance, London! BE THERE! www.pleasance.co.uk/via/tickets/... #BINDEPENDENCEDAY

A post apocalyptic city scape. Several savage wheelie bins rampage, lids open to display their teeth

"𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦, 𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱... 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘺𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨"

What if Terminator but Wheelie Bins?🤖🚮
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BRISTOL! Let’s do this! #BindependenceDay

Many famous acts have performed at the Fairfield Halls, Croydon, including David Bowie, Kraftwerk, Elton John, the Beatles, Pink Floyd, Stevie Wonder, the Who, Queen, Sister Sledge, Status Quo, Genesis, Petula Clark, Mott the Hoople, and now Count Binface. #BindependenceDay

Fantastic show last night @countbinface.bsky.social #bindependenceday

I LOVED my visit to Manchester for the latest leg of my tour. One comrade told me she voted for me in Altrincham West, which is especially touching as I’ve never stood there. Another Countbinista even made me a bespoke tie and badge combination pack. Beautiful! #BindependenceDay

Richmond and Northallerton - General election results 2024 Get the latest news and election results in the 2024 General election from BBC News

Richmond and Northallerton選挙区ではリシ・スナクが労働党候補にダブルスコアで勝利。話題のCount Binface(ゴミバケツ伯爵)は308票で6位。
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"My highest ever finish. 6th
My highest ever parliamentary vote. 308
My highest height advantage. 2ft 6in
#BindependenceDay has come."(Count Binface)
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7.15 miles in 43 minutes.

Quick blast on my bike before voting. #BindependenceDay

Hello Earth! I am proud to unveil the 2024 Count Binface general election manifesto, which I feel sure will be the most sensible manifesto published today. #MakeYourVoteCount #BindependenceDay

Gutted for Count Binface. #BindependenceDay

#BINDEPENDENCEDAY is near London, you know what to do.

Lampposts For Binface
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Front page endorsement! #votebinface #BindependenceDay

I love it when a plan comes together. They thought they could silence me by charging TEN GRAND for a page in the London Mayor booklet. And then they went and put my name slap-bang on the cover. #BindependenceDay

When it comes to wooing voters, I’m playing the long game. @MayorofLondon #VoteBinface #BindependenceDay