A black cat sitting in a person's lap on a sunny day on a porch

Enjoying porch time while we can #bishopcrimes

A black cat looking stunned up at the camera wearing a harness and sitting in a person's lap.

Someone was screaming bc I was sitting outside without him #bishopcrimes

A black cat is asleep on a brown fuzzy blanket in a round circle in the bottom left circle of the picture. A black and white cow cat looks thrown like a ragdoll into a purple pillow at the center right of the photo. Both cats usually hate each other and never get this close

Look at these terrible children of mine #ellenripley #bishopcrimes

A large black cat is asleep on a person's lap that's covered in a yellow, purple, black and grey blanket

He's purring in his sleep #bishopcrimes

A large black cat wearing a white collar is sitting on the back of a red couch next to a smiling person with glasses and short dark hair wearing a dark red sweater

Oh this cat, he looks like a taxidermy here 😂 #bishopcrimes

Dark close up of the face of an all black cat

Oh this face #bishopcrimes

A black cat is in the top part of a red plastic carryon suitcase. His head is sticking above the edge so you can clearly see him.

Someone tried to stowaway on B's bag via camouflage today #bishopcrimes

A black cat laying on a gray and white rug holding an alarmingly realistic stuffed fish under his front paws

Just a boy and his fish #bishopcrimes

A black cat flopped over on the bathroom tile in front of a toilet

Attempted to use the toilet today and Bishop thought it was the best time to groom my legs and feet along with some nibbles. The photo of someone who would do it again too #bishopcrimes

A black cat attempting to steal some cottage cheese that has a spoon in it

In today's episode of #bishopcrimes, he is trying to steal my cottage cheese bc he's a cheese monster

A large black cat is sitting on a multi colored blanket in the process of being crocheted. A person is skeptical about how helpful he is actually being while they are crocheting the blanket

He's helping #caturday #bishopcrimes

An all black cat is asleep being held in someone's arm and lap

What. A. Baby. #bishopcrimes

An all black cat wearing a white collar is laying in the lap of a person wearing a blue and red robe

Good evening from the couch #bishopcrimes

A large black cat lounging in my lap and looking up at the camera with large eyes

I'm not sure if he likes me #bishop #bishopcrimes

A large black cat is laying on a bi pride color crochet blanket wearing a white calming collar

He has such a handsome profile and he's oh so big 😍 #bishopcrimes

Bishop and I have a little routine in the morning where I hold him and he looks out the back window at the birds for about 10 min. Today he started chittering while I was holding him. Then he almost committed matricide by trying to start a game of tag as I was trying to swallow pills #bishopcrimes

An all black cat wearing a white collar sitting strangely in my lap so he barely resembles a cat

A cryptid appeared in my lap #bishopcrimes

An all black cat wearing a white collar curled up in ball sleeping on a crocheted blanket facing away from the camera.

A very busy #caturday over here with #bishopcrimes as we watch Twin Peaks, drink coffee and smoke some joints

A black cat wearing a white breakaway collar is laying upside down on his back with his head closer to the camera. His head is tilted so his fangs are showing and his ears are especially bat like. He is holding the remains of a toy that everyone loves so it can't be thrown away in his paws. Beneath him is a grey and white carpet and behind him is a much loved scratching arch

Help, a little kitty vampire made it into my house! #bishopcrimes

I can't tell if he's happy here or not #bishopcrimes

He's still really adorable even when he's so full of crimes #bishopcrimes

No problems about that here #bishopcrimes

Blood worm moon edition of #bishopcrimes

An all black cat is playing on a gray and white rug with a white cat toy that has a feather wand popping in and out of it. In the foreground a hand is holding a pink feather and a yellow feather that come from the toy.

I know they're supposed to destroy the toys, but I literally had to pry the yellow feather out of his mouth twice. #bishopcrimes

Bishop, an all black cat with yellow eyes, is laying down and looking up at the camera in front of someone kneeling in yellow scrubs.

A picture of a Gwen Stacy and poochie figurine knocked over. The poochie figurine has lost his head

An update on #bishopcrimes. Not pictured: Ripley's travel case with all the innards taken out (it's fine, just annoying)

Ripley, a black and white cow cat, and I sitting on the couch watching Bishop, an all black cat, run around doing crimes

Today I came home to our mood octopus on the floor, toys in the kitchen and bathroom and immediate harassment of Ripley. We've placated him with turning on the auto toy and Bishop is racing around the house as he plays with it. He toppled a scratcher as I wrote this #bishopcrimes

No visible crimes going through the house but hissed at sister and threw a tantrum bc I was poop scooping instead of playing with him. It's been an hour and he's not done yet 😅 #bishopcrimes

How many crimes do we think were done on his first overnight by himself #bishopcrimes

An all black cat with yellow eyes laying on my lap with my red blanket sweatshirt behind him.

No apparent crimes today on waking. Both cats asleep in the bed with me. Came over and snuggled as soon as I sat down #bishopcrimes

An all black cat is curled up asleep in my lap with a crochet blanket behind him

Hard to believe it's been a month of #bishopcrimes already. His likes: screaming, cuddling, getting pets, playing with the yellow feather toy/carrying it around, following around Ripley hoping to play, crimea. His dislikes: not being touched, not playing, being told no, being quiet