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An image of a taser. Text reads "Some foolish humans(usually men) think that through relentless insistence they can force a bitch to do something. Get a drink, have sex, be released from the hanging cages, whatever. But bitches do not have to do anything they don’t want to do, and they shouldn’t have to lie to escape.  But if you do lie, make it a real doozy. Or get a taser, tasers are nice."

An image of a taser. Text reads "Some foolish humans(usually men) think that through relentless insistence they can force a bitch to do something. Get a drink, have sex, be released from the hanging cages, whatever. But bitches do not have to do anything they don’t want to do, and they shouldn’t have to lie to escape.  But if you do lie, make it a real doozy. Or get a taser, tasers are nice."

These are not safe times. Definitely consider self defense. #bitch #bitchitations #taser #selfdefense #protection

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Happy pride, bitches! Be gay! Do crimes! Donate to a gay charity. Call a queer friend. Go to a drag show. Support trans rights. Be too sexy for your shirt and convert a homophobe.

Happy pride, bitches! Be gay! Do crimes! Donate to a gay charity. Call a queer friend. Go to a drag show. Support trans rights. Be too sexy for your shirt and convert a homophobe.

Happy Pride! #bitches #bitchitations #pride #pridemonth

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Good vibes only? Hell no! 
Give me weird vibes and curious vibes. Give me neurospicy vibes and queer vibes. Give me resting bitch face vibes or even active bitch face vibes. Laser eye vibes. Fucking cryptid vibes. Dark faerie crashing the birthday party they weren't invited to vibes. Vibes that run on batteries. 
All the vibes.

Good vibes only? Hell no! Give me weird vibes and curious vibes. Give me neurospicy vibes and queer vibes. Give me resting bitch face vibes or even active bitch face vibes. Laser eye vibes. Fucking cryptid vibes. Dark faerie crashing the birthday party they weren't invited to vibes. Vibes that run on batteries. All the vibes.

Making art is hard sometimes. Please enjoy my unillustrated ravings instead. #bitch #bitchitations #toxicpositivity

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A cardboard box labeled "the demon's old stuff" is on fire. Text reads "don't cry because it's over, smile because he will never do better than you and he isn't getting any of his shit back"

A cardboard box labeled "the demon's old stuff" is on fire. Text reads "don't cry because it's over, smile because he will never do better than you and he isn't getting any of his shit back"

Break ups suck. Cry as much as you want. Find joy wherever you can. Kick all those obnoxious platitudes about fish in the sea, smiling, etc. in the nutz. #bitches #bitchitations #breakup #crying

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A pack of "luxury pads." Text overlay reads "When you feel like a bloated sack of pain and blood, remember that this is a natural process that your body is going through.  Don’t hate your body for betraying you, hate the patriarchy for charging you tax on the feminine products you need just to keep from becoming a biohazard."

A pack of "luxury pads." Text overlay reads "When you feel like a bloated sack of pain and blood, remember that this is a natural process that your body is going through. Don’t hate your body for betraying you, hate the patriarchy for charging you tax on the feminine products you need just to keep from becoming a biohazard."

20 US states charge sales tax on period products, including mine. The other 30 states either don't have a state sales tax, or have stopped charging taxes on period products because they are an acknowledged necessity. #tampontax #bitches #bitchitations #patriarchy #tax #period #periodproblems

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A dark hallway with a door cracked open at the end. Text reads "Fear is an important survival mechanism, we goddamn do have things to fear other than fear itself, so don't ignore your instincts when they tell you a situation or a person isn't safe  Don't fucking act like girl #1 in a slasher movie. Act smart like that final bitch who survives to the end."

A dark hallway with a door cracked open at the end. Text reads "Fear is an important survival mechanism, we goddamn do have things to fear other than fear itself, so don't ignore your instincts when they tell you a situation or a person isn't safe Don't fucking act like girl #1 in a slasher movie. Act smart like that final bitch who survives to the end."

There's a lot to be afraid of right now. The Supreme Court has decided that the law used to justify putting American citizens in concentration camps can be used in peace as well as war time. No one is safe anymore. Protect your friends and neighbors. #bitch #bitchitations #injustice #resist #fear

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Sorry for not posting last week ...

Sorry for not posting last week ...

Just kidding! It's okay to do nothing sometimes. Bodies and souls need to rest and recharge and bitches don't have to justify that shit to anyone.

Just kidding! It's okay to do nothing sometimes. Bodies and souls need to rest and recharge and bitches don't have to justify that shit to anyone.

I'm sure there is a better way to post this, but I don't know how to do that yet on Bluesky. Anyway, April fools, bitches! #bitches #bitchitations #unashamed #selfcare

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A confident woman in an edgy red dress and leather jacket blowing a bubble with her bubble gum. Text reads "bitch confidence is about not giving a fuck. If the only negative outcomes to an action are that 'people' may laugh or disapprove, who gives a fuck? Unless someone's reaction will affect your income or living situation, their opinion means shit. The glorious, weird, badass bitch you were born to be."

A confident woman in an edgy red dress and leather jacket blowing a bubble with her bubble gum. Text reads "bitch confidence is about not giving a fuck. If the only negative outcomes to an action are that 'people' may laugh or disapprove, who gives a fuck? Unless someone's reaction will affect your income or living situation, their opinion means shit. The glorious, weird, badass bitch you were born to be."

This was one was recently relevant. #bitch #bitchitations #confidence #whogivesafuck

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