This week the saltiness is off the scale!
Harper vs the Eternal microphone!
Hogan signs with WCW as Doc and Harper prepare their walkout
(is @ovppodcast hiring?)
Austin's promo on Johnny B. Badd calls him everything but a british cigarette.
Whatchagonnado? #BookItBitch
Holy Hell this is a good one!
Harper vs. The Universal Remote!
A review of the Royal Rumbles from the half filled Temu Stadium!
Col Parker continues to show that he is a National Fucking Treasure!
And we are nearing arrival of Hogan and Doc's walkout. SURE
#SmashThatHypeButtonOnYouTube
#BookItBitch
This is it, this is the finale and it's a good one.
Its so good it gets Lady Harper to leave Harry Potter, Doc to tap out early, a Randy mention and that's all you'll get from me.
$5 BTT Patrion gets you so much Harper it'll spread your cheeks and dive in. #BookItBitch
My goal for this week is to hit Matt Wilson status within the BTT Army.
Chris Harper IS Uncle Buck, and he has cheese for Mrs Doc.
Batboy from the tabloids is in the crowd.
Eat ass or chew rope?
Col. Parker running like Babu.
And the Diamond Doll. #ringadingding
#BookItBitch
Harper saw WHO in the men's room?
People are stealing WHAT from Walmart?
(And that's what's on the free feed. Imagine what's on Patreon with Ask Harper! )
Paul? Did Doc go to high school with him?
The main event match for SuperBrawl was canceled but now its back?
#BookItBitch
Pass the collection plate 'cause Harper's coming in hot with truth!
Mike's expert analysis of rule changes in the CFL!
And the guys are waiting to sell out to the Saudis for a big bag of money and a camel.
And WCW doesn't want us to buy the PPV?
#sure
#BookItBitch
The pre-show alone is worth it just for Hardbody Harper's Day Off. But unlike Ferris Bueller, Chicago made Harper it's bitch!
Bobby Heenan had arrived on Saturday Night and cant be stopped!
Col Parker is threatening lawyers and Mean Gene is armed with a chicken leg.
#GoodShitPal
#BookItBitch
#sure
Harper preaching this week.
Ice Train is acting like Ron Simmons' crazy ex-girlfriend.
Updates on when the WPAN and Mid-South podcasts will be out
(spoiler: it's the 12th of never)
HUGE main even fot the go home show for the next Clash of the Champions.
#BookItBitch
Harper vs the snake.
The Facebook "guardians" are cracking down on the army.
Our electronic devices are listening.
What's the deal with Sir William and Lord Steven Regal?
Phone relief that's not just kid's stuff.
Cowboy Johnny B. Badd!
#sure
#SpreadCheeksNotHate
#BookItBitch
RIPHULKHOGAN with talk about how No Holds Barred is the Shawshank of its time.
Also, @cjhwhodat and @crocksox's first date.
Oh and Starrcade pt 2 which is pretty damn good.
#Bookitbitch
#WhatDidYouGoToHighSchoolThem
There are masterclasses in Geography, Politics and Marketing with Professor Harper...
Tony calls out Gene's antics at BattleBowl.
Harper vs kick pads.
The Pillsbury Assassin.
And the three man booth also watches some 'rasslin.
And there is still part 2 next week.
#BookItBitch
Harper and his politics are back.
The return of the Doc-O-Holic spotlight.
"Say 'Cracker Barrel', asshole!"
#BookItBitch
#sure
10 years of greatness and bullshit.
Harper is salty about capitalism.
Doc is an asshole.
Double A is BACK!
The main event was a good match, but we don't know the finish!
BattleBowl. #sure
But no one bought a Buck-ees this week.
#BookItBitch
#CallSomebody
Mean Gene has arrived in WCW *HAW*
Col Parker is setting up for Ole Miss vs Miami University in Ohio.
Somebody get the Assassin a mask that fits!
C is for Chromebook.
Harper vs PayPal
Will the little fella Half Pint ever apologize to Doc Turner?
#sure
#BookItBitch
Doc is really classy about Canada.
Sports. It's all a work.
Harper explores Microsoft Teams by randomly hitting buttons.
Col Parker finally signs Austin to Ole Miss and Steve's mom is getting that brand new used Cadillac with power windows.
& flowers for QuickTrip.
#BookItBitch
The 3 man booth is back!
Harper parties with @ianriccaboni.com
The end of an era
I get my meme mentioned!
Tariffs vs Diversity
Col Parker gonna get Austin's mama that Cadillac with power windows.
What's she smoking and what's she drive?
#10yearsOfBTT
#BookItBitch
#surr
WCW doesn't acknowledge the Big Gold Belt as a title but will assign extra refs and refer to Rude as the champion?
"Human Cage Men"?
How did Missy get to manage the Nasty Boys? Call Mean Ge.... I mean Ole Anderson on the WCW Hotline.
Jessie has zero fucks.
#BookItBitch
An actual future Hall of Famer is in the WCW ametuer challenge.
Col Parker has Austin considering coming to Ole Miss.
Harper on tariffs and computers.
BTT isn't worldwide according to Harper because "Massa2shits doesn't count"
Is Mike the Ole of 2025?
#BookItBitch
#sure
Col Parker tries to recruit Steve Austin for Ole Miss.
Are those amatuers workers, bro?
Flair's getting a rematch with Rude for the world... no, the nwa... no, the international, no, the heavyweight... no, that big gold belt.
Would you buy underwear with Doc Dust?
#bookitbitch
#sure
"Let's see if A.I. has any real use in the world... tracking down bitches."
"Grandmas can't be hoes."
Do you eat your cereal with melk or out of the box like an asshole?
Salvage shopping stories, Ole Anderson's voice box, and a run in from D-Man.
#toldyou
#sure
#BookItBitch
As @bttpodcast.bsky.social patreon member, I got the advance of this week's podcast & here's what to expect...
Sure.
Yeah.
Reganomics?
What could Harpet pull in a brand new 1993 Z28?
Multiple Randy mentions.
Menace buys some rasslin' toys.
5 bucks a month & you too can #BookItBitch
FINALLY, the Superstar has watched the BET segment.
The Menace was in a commercial?
Harper knocks out a woman on TV.
Why does that lady have a puppet, and what should Yoshi Quan teach her?
What does Arn wearing glasses really say to you?
Sure.
#BookItBitch
Coyotes are the topic of discussion but not on the way we think now (thanks Harper)
THUNDERBOLT PATTERSON!
Hey, hey Paula Orndorff
Do all old wrestlers own a Buck-ees?
Lord Steven Regal's face tells it all.
Diamonds are forever and so is BTT, Whooooooooooooo!
#BookItBitch
It's ValenTIMES day
Mike doesn't give out flowers.
Harper hating on the TransBald.
Doc is out once Huck-a-Mania arrives.
Harper explains why we don't eat predatory animals (except the coyote)
And send all complaints & booking ideas to Luke Hawx
there is some talk about wrestling
#BookItBitch
New Orleans is snowed over Harper verifies it's a hard 7 inches, and so is the snow.
"He was the one in charge"
(gonna hear that ALOT)
Harper with the rare musical miss...
Or is he just testing us?
And was Harper set up?
Check out Col Mike Mills and his "boys" and #BookItBitch
Harper tells us the origin of the King Cake
DMan is getting married! If you want an , just DM Luke Hawx
Is Mike's feed cutting out or are Doc and Harper working him?
Dustin Rhodes, a famous musician without a band?
Learn new Harper pronunciations for everyday words
#BookItBitch
Call Scooby Doo, Harper's PS5 is haunted!
Lady Harper gets revenge for MeToons.
Did SMU wrestlers get paid in Confederate money?
The Wrecking Crew, they so crazy.
Flair for the Gold or a fever dream?
And a run in from Randy!
And the 3 man booth does talk some about the wrestling.
#BookItBitch
Doc Turner vs @ianriccaboni.com for the honor of Lance Peterson!
Where's Harper and does Lady Harper know?
The Assassin can call Dusty's Mama but he can't find a mask that fits!
Makin' major motion pictures baby!
#BookItBitch
Harper gets Doc to say that controversial Holliday greeting.
Is @mike504saints.bsky.social frugal or a phone diva?
Harper and his fart distribution.
Flatulence in the workplace.
Fall out from Slamboree.
Jessie Venture spitting truth!
#BookItBitch
