“I am an acquired taste. Both in flavor and patience.” #borisspeak

“Straight men make good gay men when it comes to pound town” #borisspeak

“Dont scream, just cream” #borisspeak

“No reason, just me being cute, silly, and a little bit of a lot of crazy” #borisspeak

“Dad bod? Has a job? Pay bills on time? I am so wet!” #borisspeak

“I don’t like wearing pants, they constrict my cuteness.” #borisspeak

“I’ve been talking too much about Scottish politics. I cannot drive.” #borisspeak

Hubby: Do you prefer one whole dessert or sharing two desserts?
Me: I prefer two desserts and share none of them.
#borisspeak

“I don’t want to eat fingered pickles.” #borisspeak

“I can’t remember how to pronounce, just figure out what I’m trying to mean” #borisspeak

“I will go bi for Gul Dukat” #borisspeak

“80s/90s music is too girthy to fit in one night.” #borisspeak

a man in a white sweatshirt and grey sweatpants is dancing in front of a sign that says ? . ALT: a man in a white sweatshirt and grey sweatpants is dancing in front of a sign that says ? .

“I am not big on fruit tarts, I prefer human fruit tarts.” #borisspeak

“My healthy amount of cheese is MORE cheese!” #borisspeak

“I’m not just a pretty face; occasionally, I can do things that require brain movements.” #borisspeak

“He tastes like Pillsbury boy!” #borisspeak

“It’s winter, fully bundle up every hole” #borisspeak