nothing makes me feel more like a working adult than a lanyard with some keys on it
#boyboss

boss baby growing up #boyboss

well you see it's very important that he's presented as just small bean so his transgressions against women and black ppl are actually seen as #boyboss and the durge storyline just really gets in the way of this

I pirate indie games and pre-order the deluxe edition of call of duty every single year
#BoyBoss

Anything for my #boyboss

eu expor algo que não tenho orgulho é ir contra meu medo #boyboss

To take a term from @maggiemaefish.bsky.social Elon Musk boybossed too close to the sun. #boyboss

Yes, I work from home. No, you can’t borrow the harness unless you earn it 😈💻
Meetings are strictly hands-on only 💦

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#NSFW #Femboy #HarnessLife #TwinkEnergy #AltBoy #WorkingFromHome #ThirstTrap #DigitalSlut #CuteAndKinky #TongueOut #LewdAndProud #KinkyCutie #OnlineChaos #DomSwitchVibes #BoyBoss

3AM. Can of tuna. Podcast that makes me feel like shit #boyboss

Same with quintus. I go "here I made an absolute wanker" and my friends go "aww I like him #boyboss"

A great drag king museum mansplainer, Eugène Delacroissant, bearded and splendidly ruff-bearing, ponders ponderously upon a display of daggers. The photograph is in black and white, emphasizing the solemn scholarly tones of the picture.

Have men ever wielded swords? ⚔️💙 #boyboss New groundbreaking research from the Institute of Eugeneology devoted to the study of great men finds that sword wielding may not have been exclusive to women... 🧵

Yo, yo, yo!
all you sucka MC's ain't got nothin' on me
from my grades, to my lines, you can't touch Kevin G
im a mathlete, the nerd is inferred but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the third!!!!!!!!!!

no one can ever say i won with grace #disgrace #boyboss #winnerwinnerchickendinner

#BoyBoss

also you two should let me grill when I come down in the summer mayhaps I'll grill you a cake #boyboss #grilldad

Heard this week the phrase #BoyBoss and honestly....
1. I can never hear #GirlBoss now without hearing this.
2. Totally approve of this new wording for any corporate weirdo in my face talking about his life/job/wealth

" Oh, like a #BoyBoss."

"Yeah, exactly the same as #GirlBoss, but a Boy" 🤣🤣👌😭🤣

first cancel on bluesky @aloeisveracool.bsky.social is a stupid idiot and should be CANCELLED #cancel #boycott #boyboss

#Fleshlight #Batesesh #BoyBoss

now that's #boyboss behavior

This "wash your hands" thing is getting out of hand. I spray water on them shits maybe 3 times a week MAX. #hygeine #boyboss

I plan to use my extra hour to watch a movie and organize folders on my laptop.
This is not a lament; I'm fuckin' killin' it. #BoyBoss #TimeChangeIsIdiocy