lurking without sending is creepy.. someone had to say it.. you’re receiving pleasure from me and not doing anything pleasurable for me???.. ew. #boysaregross #ididntchoosetobestraight #itchoseme #why #femdom #findom

Gus just burped in my face.
Love you too, babe. #RemusAugustus #boysaregross #puppiesarestillbetterthanpeople

My gawd! This little boy of mine is DETERMINED to shove ANYTHING into his mouth and I am SO GROSSED OUT BY IT.

You don’t want to know what I just scooped out from his mouth… but it was foul!!!

#momproblems #boysaregross #justwhy

What they don't tell you is that the winner of the Golden At-Bat gets a golden shower.

#BoysAreGross #GirlsCanBeGrossToo

Things I’ve said to my dogs No. 12:

“You don’t need to pee on it again. You were the last one. That was you!”

Why are boys like this?

#RemusAugustus #ThingsIveSaidToMyDogs #puppiesarebetterthanpeople #dogmomlife #boysaregross