Today is National Shrimp Day. Too bad all I can think about when I read that is how much #bpcares. http://lil.b27.org/wbzav
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@smistephen Good times won't start until they seal the lying lips of their public relations staff, and make amends for the damage. #bpcares
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Belastingteruggaaf, altijd leuk http://bit.ly/b6OSOC #bpcares
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I wonder if Tony Hayward gets to keep his yacht? #BPcares
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I PROPOSE WE SEND JOHN ISNER TO THE GULF TO HIT TENNIS BALLS INTO THE OIL PIPE. THE GOLF BALLS WERE TOO SMALL. PROBLEM SOLVED. #bpcares
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In a statement released today, a BP spokesman preemptively apologized for future statements the spokesman will release.
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In a statement released today, a BP spokesman preemptively apologized for future statements the spokesman will release.
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BREAKING: BP has purchased the International Space Station in order to prevent NASA from taking pictures of the Gulf Disaster.
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BREAKING: BP has purchased the International Space Station in order to prevent NASA from taking pictures of the Gulf Disaster.
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On the plus side, for years to come an exciting crop of superheroes, super-villains, and sea monsters will be created in the Gulf.
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On the plus side, for years to come an exciting crop of superheroes, super-villains, and sea monsters will be created in the Gulf.
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Don't have to perform the traditional Solstice Animal Sacrifice today. BP took care of it. What a time-saver! Thanks, @BP_America!
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Don't have to perform the traditional Solstice Animal Sacrifice today. BP took care of it. What a time-saver! Thanks, @BP_America!
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Still my fave tweet RT @BPGlobalPR: The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: They are now extinct. #bpcares
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RT @BPGlobalPR: Those racist dolphins covered themselves in oil for their deep sea Minstrel show. Don't worry, we won't save them. #bpcares
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⚇ NEVER PAY TOO MUCH FOR GAS, unless of course you're a pelican or something. #bpcares ·· http://flic.kr/p/89HkHv
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RT @BPGlobalPR Proud to announce we've partnered with Google to turn the Information Superhighway into a Corporate Bus Route. #bpcares
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BP COO says there are no plumes, says to @TodayShow "Maybe the problem is defintion of plume" Maybe the problem is you're an idiot. #bpcares
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Very pleased? Really? via @jenindo US Rebukes BP For Being "Very Pleased" About Efforts To Contain #OilSpill http://bit.ly/b3F5tU #bpcares
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No way, Jose: BP’s Tony Hayward has no desire to quit over spill archive.shortformblog.com/biz/no-way-jose-bps-tony... #news #oilspill #bpcares
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Reminiscent of some software EULAs. RT @BPGlobalPR By reading this tweet, you have agreed to a non-disclosure agreement. #bpcares #shutup
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Have u read the @BPGlobalPR #PR on Leroy Stick the man behind the snark? My 2 cents added and posted here http://bit.ly/5dwXv0 #bpcares #ff
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Awww, they care...NOT! RT @do_ecoliving via @Treehugger BP Ups Its #PR Response, Goes On TV With Ads http://bit.ly/cDhqpV #bpcares #oilspill
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awesome anti BP billboards from @BPGlobalPR http://bit.ly/9Kok7j #oilspill #BPcares
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.@BillCorbett R.I.P., Tide #repunctuatedTV #bpcares
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RT @BPGlobalPR: Here's the thing: we made $45 million A DAY in profits in 2009. This really isn't a big deal. #bpcares
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@Albertagirl46 those #bpcares billboards are cynical satire. check @BPGlobalPR
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