Blowing a flippin' hooley out there today for my lunchtime e-bike trip to town 😳!!

Still, here's a proud mum shot of my lad and his coffee van. If you're in #stamford on a Friday, do visit the #RocketVan for amazing barista coffee - the best in town!
#biased
#buttrue 😉

"the bed sheet is the underwear of the bed"

#inane #butTrue #parenting #toddlerContext

The evolution of the trash icon
#fun #buttrue

My paperbacks never ran out of power when I was reading the epilogue of the fifth Dungeon Crawler Carl book.

#MyMostBoomerOpinion #ButTrue #books

A friendly reminder for everyone.....

#Sarcasm #ButTrue

The funny part of this, the absolute gut splitting joke, is Pete Hegseth sitting down all these generals and admirals and *him* lecturing *them* on "the warrior ethos".
It's like a marmoset sternly counseling badgers on how to dig holes.
#petehegseth #joke #buttrue

Humorously. Two images juxtaposed against each other. The basic one states "Just Make Sure It Exists" The advanced one elaborates "You can make it good later" The two images are of the same thing at different stages The mood of this meme is both playful and inspiring.

Finally got to make this meme myself
(yes, that is how it looked on first draft lol)
My friend said the first one was XKCD style Gaping Dragon lol ( @deepersea.bsky.social )

#Art | #DigitalArt | #Stupid | #ButTrue

#It'sHilarious #buttrue #otps

Right?

Same here in San Diego. No idea why this is other than every apartment complex sign here now reads “apartment home” as though you couldn’t live in them before.
#nonsequitur #buttrue

It has recently come to my attention that sweat and urine share most of the same fundamental compounds, only in differing ratios. I guess what I'm trying to say is.. pee is stored in the skin?

#peeisstoredintheskin #horrifying #buttrue #kinda #shitpostinginsteadofcoding

Underrated comment of the day 👆 #buttrue

#unfortunate #buttrue

OOOOF #ButTrue

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"@BillyKB8: i bet if 7 eleven was giving free books away it....nevermind #asyouwere"«#ignoranttweet #buttrue LLS