I Almost Died After a Canadian Standoff Outside a CVS After you, Alphonse!

Either chivalry will die or I will.
#satire #humor #funny #canadianstandoff #writersofbluesky open.substack.com/pub/brandone...

Oooh hunny. This is what's called #CanadianStandOff! Lol consider this I AM CANADIAN? And have literally held the door open for someone in -30° C in a tshirt insisting someone else go in FIRST out of politeness, you're out of your depth.

Stand down madam. 🫡 lol