Greetings, fellow contestant! I hear today is your birthday, and for that, I have a special surprise waiting for you if you win this year's Twisted Metal. Good luck out there? You're gonna need it!
Axel (giant wheels), Warthog (US Army Humvee strapped on top of a tank chassis), Outlaw (Swat SUV), Junkyard Dog (tow truck), Thumper (low rider), Specter (1996 Dodge Viper), Darkside (Peterbilt 376 semi-truck), Mr. Slam (yellow front loader), Hammerhead (monster truck), Talon (news helicopter)
Mr. Grimm (motorcycle), Crimson Fury (red sleek super car), Yellow Jacket (yellow checker taxi cab), Shadow (hearse), Meat Wagon (1965 Cadillac Ambulance), Sweetooth (ice-cream truck), Vermin (1970s Ford Pest Control Van), Roadkill (1969 Chevrolet Camaro), Brimestone (El Camino), Twister (IndyCar race car), Grasshopper (dune buggy), Crazy 8 (derby bug), Cousin Eddy (1972 Ford Condor II 'RV), Minion (tank)
Surprise, you made it in one bit? I feared you lost an arm or a leg to get here. As promised, your prize awaits! Oh, wait! Did I forget to mention your cake is moldy and your ice cream has melted while you were fighting at the tournament. I'm sorry you had to risk everything only to be disappointed in the end. Oh well, be lucky you're still here to enjoy your special day. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY Vic....I mean Pal!"- Sweetooth 🤡
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