I have a migraine. Dark room and silence is the order right now. So it is the perfect time for my cat to scream directly in my ear.
Nope not this shit today. You going in the other room and you gonna stay there.
#catsarejerks
Black and white cat in bathtub with the toiletries he's knocked in.
What? #Catsarejerks #Caturday #cats
Cats Are Jerks.
#catsarejerks
White cat up close and personal.
Tom "Tommy" Bombadil has no regard for your "personal space". #catsofbluesky #catsarejerks
Things that have to happen for my cats to get fed. I have to pee and wash my hands.
But first they have to get off my bladder so I can do that.
Nah they just gonna yell at me about how hungry they are.
They don't logic very well.
#lifewithcats #catsarejerks
Anyone else get mocked by the digital people for the effort it takes to listen to vinyl? Having to maintain and clean your music, getting up to flip frequently, keeping the cat from eating whatever your wife put in the decorative bowl? #jeffersonstarship #nowspinning #catsarejerks
Dave Mason is Alive is a great album. You can really sit back and ignore the chaos for a bit. #nowspinning #davemason #catsarejerks
Jango Kwame tried to kill me. He said he wasn't done with cuddle time, and if I took another step there was going to be a problem.
Buddy, if I break my neck, there will be no more food. Big picture.
#catsarejerks
Good morning for Motown tunes. Unfortunately, the cat prefers Mostuff on the floor. #nowspinning #smokeyrobinsonandthemiracles #catsarejerks
Hello. My name is Problem, and I'm about to be yours.
So my cat broke one of my favorite mugs just now. I feel like I should embroider this on a pillow for him.
#catsarejerks
So I started closing the door when I go to the bathroom, because Boba Jermaine will scream at me the whole time.
Guess who is screamed at me the whole time, because I forgot to close the door.
I hate it here. #lifewithcats #catsarejerks
My cat Jango Kwame, the nice one, just tried to kill me. Tripped me up so bad that my knee, hip, wrist, elbow, and shoulder, are hurt to hell.
I thought he loved me. Clearly he was just biding his time.
#catsarejerks #lifewithcats #therewasanattemptonmylife #cats
Good morning Fam,
Today's episode of #catsarejerks is brought to you by my sweet baby angel Jango Kwame. He knocked over my water bottle, bite my finger, then attacked Boba, which meant I had to listen to Boba Jermaine complain. He's still complaining.
Screw you Jango, 12 looks terrible on you.
My soon to be 12 year old grey tabby completely unapologetic about his desire to chew on only the finest inorganic materials like trash bag boxes, unopened plastic packaging, and power cords.
Today's episode of Pica with Boba Jermaine: The brand new unopened box of trash bags.
Why Boba? Why are you like this?
#catsarejerks #catswithpica
Welp, today I ordered a case for my 7 yr old phone. Half the apps don't even work with it anymore. I'm going to have to replace it in 3ish months anyway. Until then, it needs a new case.
Because SOMEONE (Boba Jermaine Fett-Townes) chewed the silicone corner off. #catsarejerks #catswithpica
Okay the cats turn 12 in 23 days. I think I have to make something stinky for them.
Special cat meals in 3, 2, 1....
GOOOO
#Recommendations #fancycattreats
#oldcats #ilovemycats #catsarejerks #cats #catbirthdays
Apparently tortoises are jerks too. #catsarejerks
I'm tryna read before I fall asleep, and the big cat decides this is a great time to walk across my chest. He steps on both nipples, of course, and he just wants to get to the other side of the bed. Apparently the hip he was tucked against wasn't good enough anymore.
#lifewithcats #catsarejerks
My emotional support pet randomly attacks me throughout the day. Now I have another thing that causes me anxiety. 😂 #emotionalsupportpets #anxiety #mentalhealth #catsarejerks #rajah #majesticragdoll #catsofbluesky #BIGcats
The cat finds a pen. I know that pen is dry so he can have it. I throw it so he can play with it some more.
He no longer wants to play with the pen. 😐😑
Look man, if you find enrichment big enough to not swallow, I'm here for it. But don't abandon it because I touched it. #catsarejerks
#lifewithcats is making my bed then Jango Kwame and Boba Jermaine have a whole ass brawl on it.
This why I don't make it anymore, I just pull everything up to the pillows. They going to mess it up anyway.
They untucked the bottom. Why'd they untuck it from the mattress? #catsarejerks
Boba my eleven year old grey tabby laying on my arm giving his cutest "love me" face after biting my thumb. Mean old bastard.
This guy bit the shit out of my thumb then demanded I keep scratching him. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
#CATSAREJERKS
A band of multicolored embroidered flowers on black fabric backed with black double gauze in cotton above a band of the same embroidered flowers with additional embroidered two toned pink flowers with green leaf trim stitched eon either side. It's very fuck floral okay...
I just realized two of these are waistband are and they no seam allowance. Now I have to make one. Shit did I make a pattern for that???
I'll do it tomorrow. I think my cats are gonna riot.
#sewing #embellishments #dressmaking #sewingsky #slowfashion #catsarejerks #anotherblackdress
The cat swears he means no harm, however I'm reclining and reading a book so that means it time to step on the boobies. I'm not supposed to be mad that it's Booby stepping time, nor am I supposed to flinch when a random cat steps on my boobs. I'm just supposed to know what time it is.
#catsarejerks
Boba is yowling the song of his people after midnight, because Jango started a fight, and cut his nose. I'm like, "yeah he started it, but did you have to finish it? You got a cut on your nose now."
Boba is standing on business. He wanna brawl.
#cats #songofmypeople #catsarejerks #catfight
I woke up sick, which inconvenienced my cats greatly. Now I'm afraid to go back to sleep, because if I need to get up again, I'll make them angry.
#ilivetoservemycats #myhealthissecondary #lifewithcats #howdidthishappen #catsarejerks
Counterpoint: no, they aren't. #CatsAreJerks
It depends on if the cats are napping or having a WrestleMania session
#bookishqotd #readerproblems #catsarejerks
