The Velvet Revelation: Mowgli’s Blanketisms & Butt-licking Truths Shall I compare thee to a tuna buffet? Thou art more tasty and more intemperate Rough winds do shake the curtain pole of day,..

The Bard of the Blanket has spoken. Tuna hath been denied, betrayal hath been felt, and sleep hath been earned. #MowgliTheMelancholy #TunaSonnet #CatLit #VelvetRevelation #poetry #catspeare