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Delilah: *sends a funny video*
Mari: lol ts gmw
Delilah: Got me wet..? Huh??
Mari: GOT ME WEAK omg Delilah
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Mari was so hard to shop for for christmas and it's so funny
Mikey: What do you want for christmas my sweet little baby boy?
Mari, playing with his hands and pouting: ...Idunno...
Mikey: ..Well, there's something you like, right?
Mari, even quieter: ...Idunno...
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Delilah: Momma I love you so much, if you die I die
Donnie: ??? NO?? Tf? You have siblings you needa live for??
Delilah: We have a suicide pact
Hana: Yeah we have a suicide pact
Ivory: If one of us dies, we all have to die
Donnie: Where tf yall get this-
Donnie:
Donnie: Leo...
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Leo's kids in a nutshell:
Hana: I wanna talk in sex
Kenji: I wanna talk in the dojo
Ivory: I can talk. Idk what their problem is.
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the double entendre of calling Darling by his name, but also potentially just calling him "darling".
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June, recording: What's your stud name?
Delilah, tryna look cool: Big D
June: What's your real name
Delilah: .....Delilah
😂😂😂
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Mikey: WHAT HAPPENED??
Raph: Kenji blew it! He wouldn't give Don sugar.
Mikey: WHAT? GO GIVE HIM SOME SUGAR!!
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Chapter 6 out now <3 🥳🥳🥳
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Leo: What is that?
Darling: ..That's my pop tart wrapper-
Leo: See one day you're gonna wake up and a mouse is gon be eatin your nuts
Darling: 😦
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Kenji: I'm not a masochist, I just like to see how much my body can physically take.
Leo: ...I have to inform you on what that means..
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The kids' Splatoon 2 weapons of choice
Mari: Hydra splatling
Kenji: Carbon roller
Delilah: L-3 nozzlenose
Hana: Soda slosher
Darling: Fresh squiffer
Ivory: Custom splattershot jr
Older Ivory: Forge splattershot pro
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It's the time of the year for Darling to say salami eggs and bacon again..
these four black boys save the world on multiple occassions, and they don't get so much as a thank you. They got a white man with a hero complex (bishop) huntin them down tho 🙄
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Mikey: who better to match my freak than my own offspring tbh
Casey: I have never once had this thought.
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Raph: You know kids, Leo wasn't always graceful. He once stepped on a landmine-
Leo: Man- Oh my fucking- It's been forty years, you HAVE to let that go.
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all of the kids are the type to visit their parents at 50 years old and just climb in bed with them. Kenji could be a grown ass man and still find Leo and snuggle in bed with him against his will
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Donnie, at the kitchen counter making a cup of coffee:
Darling: *slides under between his legs* time for an inspection..
Donnie: *slaps him upside the head* get the fuck from under me
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Leo, tryna sleep:
lil Kenji in the lair somewhere: MOMMYYYY
Raph: ..Yo son callin you
Leo: ...*sigh of agony*
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Mari: And the thing is, it doesn't-
Hana: Okay- I've been thinking about this
Mari: What?
Hana: say what you're gonna say and then im gonna say what im gonna say
Mari:
Mari: That's exactly what would've happened if you just let me keep talking lmao
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Kenji: you're making me claustrophobic.
Delilah: What's that mean?
Hana: It means he's afraid of santa clause :(
Kenji: No it doesn-
Delilah: HO HO HO LMFAO
Hana: STOP IT DALI YOU'RE SCARING HIM
Delilah: HO HO HO
Kenji: stfu I'm not fucking scared of santa clause
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this mommy daughter duo would guarantee you a white christmas 🤭🤭🤭
thanks so much to my bby yagi for the comm of Hana. Get a comm from him tbh he's the best 😩
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Ivory and Deililah pre-Ivory's puberty
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ik whenever Delilah got sick and got a sore throat, she REALLY got no peace. Donnie and Kenji permanently call her Larry (Larry King) until it goes back to normal. She has no choice but to respond.
When she gets better Donnie's like "There's my Delilah <3"
She bites him
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alright I'm caught up. Some are trickier than others but
Ik for sure, out of the color gang
TSC is Mari
Green is Darling
Blue is Hana
and Red gotta be Delilah atp
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Leo hears all the babies crying at once, and he goes downstairs thinking they all happened to be hungry at the same time, but they're all curled up in a ball on the couch sobbing, including Mikey, watching the episode of spongebob where gary leaves him
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Darling walking in on Leo and Donnie on the bed making out sensually, and Raph and Mike in a makeshift nest on the floor watching them and stroking themselves
everyone freezes when he enters and he's standing in the doorway with his jaw on the floor like he saw god
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I couldn't imagine the kids being like "yeah lets go into the place where we know for sure people died in. Ivory you come too"
it would be a domino effect of Darling telling her not to go, Hana telling him not to go, Delilah telling her not to go, Mari might as well go in alone😭
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