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Well, I made it through "Christian Mingle," and am happy to report that I am now even MORE gay/Jewish. Also, I hope John O'Hurley and Stephen Tobolowsky donated their salaries from this movie to The @churchofsatan.com. #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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The way they are showing that he has changed is that his hair is slightly longer now and his still-plaid shirt is unbuttoned. Also, she left a classroom of small children entirely by themselves to run to the church to meet him. #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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her come-to-jesus moment was getting a letter from a little mexican girl she spent ten minutes with i have literally had more religious experiences on the toilet #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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Gretchen, stop trying to make Christ happen. #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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her secretly-religious-this-whole-time co-worker just made her shout "I want Jesus in my life!!" out loud in her office this seems like a definite human resources issue #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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Also, Lacey Chabert lamenting that she has "bought into the dung for so long" is a line that he, Corbin Bernsen, wrote. (P.S. Immediately after delivering this line, she goes home and starts reading her trash can bible at Genesis.) #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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You'll be happy to know that, in addition to writing and directing this film, Corbin Bernsen also plays a religious, widowed bicycle repair man. #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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Also, the garbage can has literally nothing else in it and is sitting in the middle of her kitchen, directly in front of the stove. #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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Now there's a montage of her throwing away "Christianity for Dummies" and THE ACTUAL BIBLE into an old-timey, Oscar the Grouch-style garbage can, and then getting up in the middle of the night to take them out again. #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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OH MY GOD HE FOUND OUT SHE'S BEEN FAKING BEING RELIGIOUS AND TO AVOID GETTING DUMPED SHE'S ASKING HIM TO HELP HER FIND GOD JFC #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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She just dumped her "Christianity for Dummies" book out on her cot and then left it there FOR CHRIST'S SAKE LACEY CHABERT GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GODDAMNED GAME #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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THEY HAVE NEVER EVEN OPEN-MOUTH KISSED #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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you guys she just blew off the biggest ad campaign her company has ever landed to go do a mission in mexico with a guy she's been dating for less than a month even jesus would be like "bitch, please" #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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A cell phone displaying the time 3:24.
A cell phone displaying the time 11:54.
holy shit you guys they just showed a shot of her phone sitting on the desk and it said 3:24 and then she picked it up and it said 11:54 that is LITERALLY some of the laziest editing i have ever seen AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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also lacey chabert's boss wears a naval commander's cap and is called "the admiral" and this has never been explained she works in advertising #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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this chick doesn't know to end grace with "in jesus' name" i'm so jewish that strangers talk to me about rosh hashanah and even i know that jfc lacey #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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he has worn plaid on every single one of their dates you guys #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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these people are so fucking creepy i'm not even being petty #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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OH MY GOD FINALLY IT'S A BIBLE STUDY SCENE #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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guys the b-plot of this movie is that john o'hurley has invented a pill that cures baldness i am not making this up #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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this motherfucker just showed up to his christian mingle date wearing khakis and a blue and white plaid shirt like way to buck stereotypes #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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Also, there's a country love song to Christ playing in the background. #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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Okay: Lacey Chabert is filling out her Christian Mingle profile and she's of course lying because she hasn't found Christ yet and for the name of the Church she attends she put "gods church" and that's not even the right grammar. #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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You guys, this movie is sponsored by Christian Mingle (obviously), and they keep showing real-life Christian Mingle commercials on Lacey Chabert's TV, and they are so bad they seem like they were just made for the movie, but they are REAL COUPLES. #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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Also, can we talk about the fact that CORBIN BERNSEN wrote a movie about a 30-year-old single woman looking for love? That's fucking creepy. #ChristianMingle #Flansmas
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