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tap water upgraded to a solid 8/10 because after so many sweet drinks all day I just want something plain
also fantasizing about foods, all of the solid foods I could eat. sweet corn tamale. chocolate croissant. tuna melt.
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Haribo gummy bears (pineapple, lemon, lime). Classic. Put in the fridge for extra hard texture on a day when I need to gnaw. 8/10
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Replenish Lemon Lime. What the fuck is that smell. Somehow not as bad as the Electrolit Tropical Punch. 3/10
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Haribo gummy fried eggs (from the Starmix). I do enjoy the two different textures but why are they fried eggs. 7/10
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Powerade Lemon Lime. Honestly doesn't taste like much and that's a great selling point. 5/10
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Herb-Ox Beef Bouillon. Not as good as the chicken imo, but still good. Very beefy, like I felt like I was being slapped across the face with a Yorkshire pudding. 7/10
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Herb-Ox Chicken Bouillon. Ahhhhh savory drink, never leave me savory drink. I used to keep some of these at work for when I got cold I could have a hot drink. Delicious delicious salt. 9/10
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D&G Jamaican Kola Champagne. Hadn't had this before but it's a nice cream soda! Would soda again. 8/10
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Electrolit Cherry Ice. Ehn, it's okay. Smells better than it tastes so drink it out of a glass and not the bottle. 4/10
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Albanese 12 Flavor Gummy Bears (mango, lemon, pineapple, lime, green apple). An excellent bear. A little softer than Haribo with a nice chew. 9/10
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Jello, lime. so lime. so so so lime and green 4/10
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Wegman's Juic'd Right Apple Peach. A diluted juice. Pleasant, especially after the off-brand electrolyte shitshow, but nothing to write home about. My body thinks apples and peaches are pollen so I don't eat either, and it's nice to taste them. 6/10
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Electrolit Pineapple Coconut. No. So so coconutty, like drinking toasted coconut. Dumped out. Might have to go out and get some more of the tastier ones. 2/10.
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Bodyarmor Flash IV Tropical Punch. Smelled like papaya so I had high hopes but it's sour and weirdly thick. Ew. Dumping it out. 2/10.
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Gatorade Glacier Cherry: nice! Good cherry flavor, not too tart. 7/10
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Homemade gummi candy (pineapple Kool-Aid). They're tasty! Good pineapple flavor, aggressively dandelion yellow. Not better than storebought. Do not make your own gummi candy. Warm plain gelatin smells like animal parts. 6/10.
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Gatorade Lightning Blast. Smells like SweeTarts, tastes much milder. Reddit says it's supposed to be black/raspberry and yeah, I can see it. Sure, I can drink this. 4/10.
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Numi Jasmine Green Tea. I have a cup of this every morning before I leave for work and then another cup when I get to work. A little floral, a little green, barely tanniny. 9/10
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Ocean Spray White Cranberry. Light, refreshing, smooth. Not as mouth-puckery as regular cran. 8/10.
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City of Alexandria tap water. Not the best tap water I've had, certainly not the worst. True neutral, 5/10
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Sanpellegrino sparkling lemonade: not actually clear so I won't be drinking it tomorrow, but it is tasty and refreshing if a bit on the sour side. Ice cubes help dilute it in a good way.
