#crazyex #clownshoesbehaviour
Told me if my dad was still alive he wouldn’t even bother hanging out with me since he’d just be besties with my dad (??)
Called me Jessica multiple times supposedly confusing me with his other crush (???)
#crazyex #clownshoesbehaviour
He very frequently burned his weenor with franks red hot. He refused to use plates so he’d always hot sauce hands. Also asexual addict. Countless times I’ve heard his mom go “UGH he’s done it again” while he screamed from the shower. COUNTLESS
#crazyex #clownshoesbehaviour
Invited me over to his granny’s under the guise of being in s*icid*l distress. Manipulated me into letting him fuck me in laying in front of her life size statue of Virgin Mary while he ate KFC with his bare hands. #kfc #god
#crazyex #clownshoesbehaviour
One of the times he cheated on me he first before telling me, boned me to try to soften the blow of cheating (???) then stole my icecream I was actively sobbing over after he told me AND WENT HOME????
