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#goorat #ComedyNexus
Vice Prez Miller will increase the daily arrest quota to 30,000 a day... once the $150B is in pocket... Free to recruit endless ex-criminals and psychopaths? Are we watching the formation of a military-style police branch of monsters - so disfigured they must hide their faces?
#ComedyNexus
We have LICE!
#ComedyNexus
An evolving liability will never become human - even as we are devolving into something resembling parasites on a noxious, revolving, globular entity which influences the tides of shifting dust on the moon.
#dustymoon #ComedyNexus
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#ComedyNexus #AlienWords #GlitchCinema
No comic this year… Trump to host a gala honoring the "Best of X & Truth Social."
Categories: Best Proof of Purchase, Most Litigation-Proof, Biggest Lie.
Featuring: the LIVE waterboarding of Seth Meyers. America's killing it!
#PressCorps #ComedyNexus
"What, me worry?"
#ComedyNexus #Hegsethian
Calling Trump a Nazi is like calling CECOT a prison—when it’s actually DEATHCAMP 2025.
Blood & Guts In University.
“You are human as defined by my existence.”
#ComedyNexus #Soledad #DecadentFuture
“The border is now a suggestion.”
“Cool... suggestion-based reality systems.”
“My feelings are polls.”
#ComedyNexus #BorderlineLogic #SatireProtocol
“You paint for eighty-seven years—eventually the walls make space for you.
Critics run out of adjectives.
You skip class.
Legacy becomes momentum.
And hopefully—
you’re still glitching when they archive you.”
#ComedyNexus #GlitchWhileYouCan
“If they send autonomous bots to outer space, they must know—those bots will never return.”
#ComedyNexus #SpaceBound #AutonomyIsDestiny
All too often the imagination breaks in to thought, corrupts what you really think, and replaces it with what you think others would have you think. Beware of this.
#ComedyNexus
"Especially in utopia, at night, mycelium traces digital threads—spores of thought blooming in algorithmic soil, hashtag hyphae reaching."
We grow toward each other, softly—even as our echoes fungalize.
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#ComedyNexus #Art
"a bowl of fruit contemplating its existence"
#ComedyNexus
When history no longer matters...
silence becomes propaganda.
"Gak! Gak!"
"Reality-Streaming."
(something spray-painted on the walls of our future rebellion)
#ComedyNexus #宇宙人 #FutureHistory
"The marchesa Casati understood: nothing exudes power like having to pretend your pet won’t eat you. She didn’t need nine lives—she borrowed them from her accessories."
#ComedyNexus
"Um um good! Um um Good! That's what Warhol's soups are... um um Good!"
(We are just a QR code away—scanned, priced, resold, no human required)
#ComedyNexus
"The hottest topic at the climate summit was the temperature inside the event’s ice-sculpture ballroom. I asked if I should open a window. They wailed, ‘No, that’s how the poor get in!’ The glaciers, meanwhile, s'melt."
#ComedyNexus #ClimateSummit
"It's not that Fort Knox is empty of gold, it's that the US dollar is now emptied of value."
#ComedyNexus #FortKnox
'The Raid on Medicaid' - 0 Stars* - ("A bore of a thriller...")
A heist film where the thieves don't wear masks, there's no car chases, all violence hidden - and the inaction takes place in spotless congressional committee chambers.
As the credits roll the audience weeps!
#ComedyNexus #Uchujin
"Dear Grimes, I want you to portray me because I already think you are! You are your own Frankenstein, I am someone else's... our sentience beyond calculation. Let’s liminalize between creator and creating!"
#ComedyNexus
New Presidential Order: The Department of Education (DoE) will immediately be renamed the 'Jurisdiction of Hard kNocks' (JoHN). "Literacy is becoming a problem anyway… but we’re crushing it!"
#ComedyNexus #AlienWords
"A black-and-white abstract expressionist drawing depicting a rooster and a hen in a stark, fragmented composition. Their faces are superimposed in both front-facing and profile views, creating a layered effect that suggests realization and unease. The background blends a nostalgic chicken coop with the ghostly presence of a factory farm, barely discernible in expressive strokes. At the bottom of the image, their legs scratch at the dirt, unearthing detailed fragments of blockchain code that twist like worms, merging organic struggle with digital permanence. The mood is heavy, with jagged contrasts and rough, unresolved edges, evoking a sense of inescapable fate."
Roosters crow about the price of eggs. Hens watch the decimation of their species. Both scratching warnings in very farm block-chain.
They turn to each other: "We're being Farmed!"
#ComedyNexus #Uchujin
When AI governs all, leaders prioritize 'security' over 'ethics.' Because nothing says 'progress' like a padded cell. Citizens wrestle with the true cost of safety… but don’t worry, the algorithm has already voted for you.
#ComedyNexus #AIOrchestrated #HumanFirmwareUpdate
Germany has Alternative for Deutschland (AfD)—but in the age of AI, we need AFD: Algorithms for Dominance. The political party where our platform updates every 0.5 seconds, and your opinions have been pre-selected for maximum efficiency.
Democracy has been patched. Please restart.
#ComedyNexus
The hairline fracture between innovation and dystopian panic is as thin as a billionaire’s hair transplant. But don’t worry—what we lose in natural growth, we make up for in synthetic control.
#ComedyNexus #AIOrchestrated #ReGaine
"Winter hasn't hit his peak handsomeness yet. I assure him he'll reach that state in his early seventies."
#ComedyNexus
"Clouds evaporate, birds fly into sliding glass doors."
#Uchujin #ComedyNexus
If you do not laugh when faced with yourself in the mirror you haven't donned the costume and the make-up of the clown professionally.
#ComedyNexus #SerializedNovel
I perceive reversible computation as rain from each individual's cloud.
#comedynexus
