A parody image of an action figure of Feed the Hungry Jesus, accessories include basket of wine with loaves, fishes, and wine

A humorous parody ad of an action figure of “clothe the naked Jesus“ with accessory shopping cart and Goodwill items

A parody image of “heal the sick“ Jesus action figure, surrounded by modern medicine and tossing a large vaccination vial in the air

A parody image of “comfort the afflicted” Jesus action figure, in a crisis center with emergency blanket, and water bottles

OK, hear me out:

Woke Jesus®️ action figures!

#feedthehungry Jesus!🥗
#healthesick Jesus! 💉
#clothethenaked Jesus
#comforttheaficted 🔥 Jesus!

(not pictured: “extract concessions from the suffering” Jesus—limited release “Mike Johnson Porn-Dad-Monitor Edition™️”)

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