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Do you ever wonder what Dr. Zaius’ rank in Starfleet is?
#planetoftheapes #startrek #contemporaryjokes #thesimpsons
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Do you ever wonder what Dr. Zaius’ rank in Starfleet is?
#planetoftheapes #startrek #contemporaryjokes #thesimpsons
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If Paramount Skydance buys Warner Bros. Discovery, I look forward to Droopy Dog/Miles O’Brien buddy comedy.
#droopydog #startrekdeepspacenine #contemporaryjokes
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The Waltons airs at noon EST on MeTV, which I like to call America’s Favorite Hour to Use an Inflation Calculator.
#thewaltons #inflation #contemporaryjokes #trulycontemporaryjokes
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The country might change, but it is nice to knoe William Walker continues to inspire Americans to this day.
#contemporaryjokes #williamwalker
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Do you ever wonder why the Great Pumpkin did not visit Linus? Clearly, Linus must have done something really terrible.
#peanuts #contemporaryjokes #greatpumpkin #halloween #linusvanpelt
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So I am watching The Waltons episode where Riker gets engaged to Erin (S8E8).
If the wedding had happened, do you think Data would have shown up for the ceremony?
#contemporaryjokes #startrek #startrekthenextgeneration #thewaltons
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Did you know that Donald Duck, Rodan, and the drummer from Eddie and the Cruisers all teamed up to get universal healthcare passed in the 14th century? … It was an interesting time in history.
#contemporaryjokes #donalduck #rodan #eddieandthecruisers
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Here’s a little know fact… Goofy’s son Max has never been to Australia and his last name is not even Rockatansky.
#contemporaryjokes
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Rudolf Ising was the original Air Pirate.
(Image from It’s Got Me Again (Rudolf Ising, 1932).)
#contemporaryjokes
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You don’t hear much about how Luke and Laura’s marriage is doing these days. I hope those lovebirds are doing well.
#contemporaryjokes
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There is nothing in here on the leadership of Grand Nagus Zek.
McFarland will apparently publish anything these days.
#contemporaryjokes #startrek #startrekdeepspacenine #ferengi
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Tweety wouldn’t stand a chance against Sylvester Jr.
(Image from Mouse-Taken Identity (Robert McKimson, 1957).)
#contemporaryjokes #sylvester #sylvesterjr #looneytunes #ToonInWithMe #metv
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I don’t think Sesame Street is very educational. The Cookie Monster has been on the show for decades and their grammar is still crumby.
#cookiemonster #sesamestreet #contemporaryjokes
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Why wasn’t Haymitch made the main character of the Hunger Games movies? Surely the viewers of movies based on YA novels think Woody Harrelson is hunky.
#thehungergames #thehungergamesmockingjaypart2
#contemporaryjokes
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This film and its immediate sequel don’t actually feature Hunger Games. They should just be called Revolution with Ex-Hunger Games Victors who are Mostly Symbolic, Except for One who Arguably Ends Up Ensuring Democracy.
#thehungergames #thehungergamesmockingjaypart1 #contemporaryjokes
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I’d make a terrible rebel in District 11, or Burma, for that matter, because I can barely pull off the three finger salute with my dominant right hand and certainly not with my left.
#thehungergames #thehungergamescatchingfire #contemporaryjokes
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Mr. Carlson would lose his job as a result of this incident. He moved to New York City and became the beloved Bicycle Man. #contemporaryjokes
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Do you know what Little Steven does not do on his birthday? Play Sun City! #contemporaryjokes #littlesteven
Do you know what Little Steven does not do on his birthday?
Play Sun City!
#contemporaryjokes #littlesteven
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