Cor: question why don’t you sleep when I’m asleep?
Ardyn: ummm
Cor: come on, Ass Hat spill the beans
Ardyn: because you are so still in your sleep and your breathing slows down a lot…. I just want to make sure you are okay
Cor: why are you so fucking adorable?
#FFXV #Cordyn
Ardyn: can you get it please?
Cor; get what?
Ardyn:…..the spider
Cor: you’re scared of spiders?
Ardyn🥺yes
Cor: oh okay sweetheart I’ll get rid of it
Prom: dad you’re not scared of-
Ardyn🤫 it makes your father feel valued
Cor: it’s gone Ass Hat
Ardyn: my hero🥰
#FFXV #Cordyn
Ardyn: you are strange
Cor: ummm thanks? Why?
Ardyn: cause you like me? Are you sure you like me?
Cor: no I don’t like you
Ardyn🥺 what….
Cor: I love you, you Ass Hat😂
Ardyn: 😮💨 don’t scare me like that! I love you too
#Cordyn #FFXV
Ardyn: I am losing my mind!
Cor: literally
Ardyn: oh no! Don’t worry the daemons aren’t talking to me
Cor:… okay what is wrong then?
Ardyn: Somnus is a d!ck
Cor: okay wait before you continue
Ardyn: what are you doing?
Cor: getting a coffee and shaping my katana continue
#FFXV #Cordyn
Ardyn: I want a divorce
Cor:… is this because I ate the last cookie?
Ardyn: maybe
Cor: well I brought you 5 more packets….
Ardyn: what kind?
Cor: the extra packets
Ardyn: okay! I love you 🥰🥰
Cor: 🙂
#FFXV #Cordyn
Daemons: he’ll leave you
Ardyn: shut up
Daemons: he’ll leave you and take the sunbeam away
Ardyn: no Cor won’t do that
Daemons: he will-
Cor: ardyn
Ardyn: darling…
Cor: I don’t know what the daemons are saying but Prom and I love you more than anything
Ardyn😭🥰😭
#FFXV #Cordyn
Ardyn: love note, marriage request, lust letter…
Cor: creepy people writing to you again?
Ardyn: no…. These are all for you
Cor: I haven’t got a letter like that since we got married
Ardyn: I know cause I destroy them… d£ath threat… that person won’t be on Eos soon
#FFXV #Cordyn
Ardyn; why are you a sunbeam?
Bby Prompto grabbing his feet and laughing
Ardyn: why are you so precious?!
Cor: cause he’s a baby
Ardyn: but I do not deserve to have someone so amazing as my son
Bby Prompto: d-d-yn🥰
Cor: I think someone says other wise
Ardyn😭😭
#FFXV #Cordyn
Cor: Will you arrested me if I committed regicide?
Clarus:… what’s Regis done now?
Cor: stole my baby
Regis: aren’t you adorable Prommy!
Bby Prom🥰
Clarus: no
Cor: why?! If I don’t Ardyn will
Ardyn: I want my sunbeam back 😡
#FFXV #Cordyn
Prom: dad why are you still marshal if it stresses you out
Cor: cause it’s my job Prom
Prom: if it stresses you out, why don’t you find a new one
Cor: cause
Ardyn: Regis and Clarus are his best friends and he can get away with crimes if he is marshal
Prom: thats bad
Cor😑
#FFXV #Cordyn
Cor: repeat after me I
Ardyn: I
Cor: will
Ardyn: will
Cor: not
Ardyn: not
Cor: be mean to my brother
Ardyn: I will be mean to my brother
Cor: Ardyn no
Ardyn: but Somnus is mean
Cor: be the better person
Ardyn: but that’s boring….
Cor: 🤦🏻♂️
#FFXV #Cordyn
Cor: what did you do?
Ardyn: nothing
Cor:
Ardyn: today….
Cor; I know when you are lying ass hat
Ardyn: fine! I out wasps in Somnus bed
Cor:… you’re a psychopath
Ardyn: but you love me!
Cor:…. Yeah
#FFXV #Cordyn
Cor; why are you waving your hand above my head Ass Hat
Ardyn: because you are smoking hot
Cor:
Ardyn:
Cor: that was terrible
Ardyn: I’m not wrong though….
#FFXV #Cordyn
Prom: ow! Fucks sake!
Cor: excuse me?! Language!
Prom: dad really?
Cor: yes really! Do not swear in my house!
Prom: dad…
Ardyn: you are being a hypocrite darling
Prom: thank you!
Cor: Ardyn
Ardyn: but don’t swear Prompto!
Prom: oh come on!
#FFXV
#Cordyn
Ardyn: looks like we are stuck in here
Cor: no we aren’t
Ardyn: well it’s locked from the other side and we are on on of the highest levels of the citadel
Cor: you can literally teleport
Ardyn:🤦🏻♂️ I was trying to seduce you!
Cor: yeah well we got to pick prom up from school
#FFXV #Cordyn
Cor: what happened to your hair
Teen Prom: I styled it
Cor: it’s spiky
Prom: At least it has character dad unlike yours
Ardyn: oh his does! It’s curly he just shaves it
Cor: ARDYN!
Ardyn: I think it’s cute! I love your hair sunbeam
#FFXV #Cordyn
Ardyn: darling…
Cor: what?
Ardyn: could you come upstairs and check bed it’s broken
Cor: no it’s not
Ardyn: will be once you get up stairs
Cor:
Ardyn
Cor: okay that was pretty smooth
Ardyn: I know right!
#FFXV #Cordyn
Lil Prom: I am daddy!
Cor: argh…. Give me the katana Prommy
Prom: but I am you! You have a katana
Ardyn: how about let’s not give daddy and dada a heartattack and hand it over
Prom: no!
Cor: we’ll take you to see the Chocobos
Prom: okay!
#FFXV #Cordyn
Cor: why do you wear gloves all the time
Ardyn: oh do I?
Cor: yes
Ardyn:… my veins
Cor: what about them?
Ardyn: the scourge has turned them black… it unsettles people to look at
Cor: show me
Ardyn: okay…
Cor: I think you are still beautiful
Ardyn🥹thank you sweetheart
#FFXV #Cordyn
Cor: that’s it! I’ve cleaned this house from top to bottom! the next person to make a mess is going to bed!
Prom
Ardyn throws paper on the floor: oh no! Look at that! I guess it’s bedtime!
Prom: you should have known dad was gunna do that
Cor: 🤦🏻♂️ typically Caelum
#Cordyn
Prom: what’s dad’s biggest red flag?
Ardyn: he + his job have been having a life long affair.
Cor: yeah well your biggest red flag is
Prom
Ardyn: that I’m a daemon?
Cor: no
Prom: that he’s k!lled people?
Cor: no
Ardyn: that should be a red flag
Cor: that you won’t make up with Somnus
#FFXV #Cordyn
Cor: why do you look adorable in my beret?
Ardyn: 🥰🥰 maybe you should wear my fedora
Cor: okay
Ardyn:… do you want to maybe have se-
Cor: yes! Gods yes!
#FFXV #Cordyn
Cor: happy birthday Ass Hat
Ardyn: why thank you
Cor 😘
Ardyn: is that my present?
Cor: no you’ll get more later
Ardyn 😏
Cor: someone else wants your attention first
Lil Prom: happy birthday dada!
Ardyn: aww thank you my adorable sunbeam!
#HBDArdyn #FFXV #Cordyn
#FFXV #Cordyn
Ardyn: here you go
Cor: why have you just dumped 4 bags of sugar on my lap?
Ardyn: cause you’re my sugar daddy 😏
Cor: 🤦🏻♂️
"Sorry," Wriothesley said, gesturing to his collar. His collar, which had a tag with a blue sapphire near the clasp and a lock on it. Because he was taken. "I'm with someone." The man shrugged. "Shame," he said, his gaze flicking down to Wriothesley's chest. "Then again, so am I."
For @jonphaedrus.bsky.social 's birthday I wrote a wild foursome #neuvithesley #cordyn crossover modern au bdsm fic! Featuring neuvillette and ardyn making their dogs fuck :3c
archiveofourown.org/works/61701292
