There's a silver-lining to falling for corporate bullshit. You may not be the sharpest tool in the shed or any good at your job, but at least you'll worship your boss and enjoy your work.
"Workers who were more susceptible to corporate BS rated their supervisors as more charismatic and […]
Colbert is one of ghe bravest men on air these days.
CBS? CBS =
#CowardlyBroadcastingSystem
#CowardsBeScared of Trump
#ConsciouslyBeingSissies
#CorporateBS
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'Shared sacrifice' means I got a pay freeze while my CEO got a $2M bonus. They're not tightening their belts - they're buying new ones with our raises.
#CorporateBS #PayFreeze
Your company posted record profits. The CEO got a $2M bonus. You got a pizza party with $30 of Little Caesars for 40 people. Nothing says 'we value you' like 3/4 of a slice each.
#PizzaParty #CorporateBS
There are worse things in life than having been on hold with IKEA for so long that I have their hold music stuck in my head.
I just can't think of any right now.
#corporatebs
DEI won’t save you if you’re still hiring clones with better PR. #CorporateBS
no cutlery or banana for size/scale perspective. $11 with tax, $13 with tip, $15 with drink...
you were saying....? #corporateBS
Company: sends out company-wide email stating how important it is for everyone to keep their calendars current and to block out times of unavailability to help with scheduling.
Company leadership then schedules meetings with individuals that are in direct conflict with the lone blocked out time […]
In a company wide project kick off meeting and the term “AI integration” keeps sneaking in as a bullet point. Looks like business daddy has succumbed to the corporate marketing BS. #ai #yawn #CorporateBS
@gofundme.com Real slick corporate dodge here smh. People asked me why I don't create a go fund me page. This is why. This is 2nd one that's has been taken down without explanation. Stinks of targeting #shadowbans #ipflagged #gangstalking #spiritualwarfare #nogooddeeds #corporatebs #ineedhelpfrfr
Thought leader is just corporate speak for I’ve got a LinkedIn Premium account and a lot of time to waste.
#CorporateBS
If you have Kindle books, download them to your PC now. Amazon is taking that away February 26. You will only be able to access them through their app after that (and they can delete/change them as they like, too) #Kindle #Amazon #CorporateBS
youtu.be/KMoCzeGnIss?...
Happy Capitalism Appreciation Day! Nothing says 'I love you' like overpriced roses, forced romance, and a Hallmark card written by someone else. If your relationship depends on a $200 dinner and a stuffed bear, you’ve got bigger problems.
#ValentinesDay #CorporateBS
Meme of a dinosaur at a desk that reads Bell let's talk day, the dinosaur proclaiming "mental health awareness!" A second dinosaur asks "Mental Health resources?" After an awkward pause the Bell Let's Talk Day dinosaur repeats "mental health awareness!“ without acknowledging the request for resources.
#bellletstalkday #mentalhealth #healthcare #corporatebs #resources>awareness
It's that special time of the year where I unsubscribe from all the corporate newsletters I never read nor signed up for! 🤩
Also, why does every single company now feel obligated to host a webinar that will tell me all the things they just sent me in their newsletter?
#CorporateBS
Ok Sling TV can no longer air commercials at their $40/month as I pay 45 & now they’re raising it again due to inflation-Really? Biggest bunch of bs! #pricegauging #corporatebs
Semantic versioning is so last year, my workplace has adopted cutting edge vibes versioning. We're on major version 5 with no breaking changes for pretty much marketing reasons lmao #coding #semver #corporatebs
The RTO mantra in corporate America makes no sense. Here I am working in a building and my supervisor and manager are on the complete opposite side of the country. Collaboration my ass.
#returntooffice #corporateBS #remotework #lifebalance
