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This one time in beauty school… My bestie got stuck with crazy brows that made her look permanently shocked. People kept asking, “What happened?” She started saying, “I just seen a rat.” Problem solved. Iconic. #crazybrows #beautyschooltrauma #cosmowitch

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This one time in beauty school… a 40-year-old man wanted to kick my ass because his girlfriend hated me. She tried to make amends with a PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE. Like, ma’am, what? 🍪 #beautyschooltrauma #beautyschool #cosmowitch

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This one time in beauty school… a girl clucked at people speaking Spanish. She got punched in the face and her head hit the window. Did she learn? Not one bit, but it was a moment. #beautyschooltrauma #cosmowitch

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This one time in beauty school… someone smeared SHIT all over the bathroom walls. These were supposed to be soon-to-be professionals. Imagine my face when I walked in. 🧻🤢 #beautyschooltrauma #beautyschool #cosmowitch

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This one time in beauty school… I was accosted by a straight white woman in a granny wig. She literally straddled my knee. Y’all… I was never the same. 🪑💀 #beautyschooltrauma #beautyschool #cosmowitch