#couldNEVERbeme

I play the tips

@stovetalk

1 week ago

People crying on a zoom call over the ceo leaving. #CouldNeverBeMe

イカスミ☆ニンジャ〜Ikasumi☆Ninja~

@ikasumininja

4 weeks ago

#CouldNeverBeMe ツ

Melissa Behrend

@melissabehrend

7 months ago

People who wait until the morning of trash day to take out their garbage live on the edge. #couldneverbeme

Splainer (Material Conditions Acknowledger)

@splainer

7 months ago

I was genuinely curious as to whether he'd manage a concrete objection to my syllogism.

Sadly, no!

Worked in software for 25 years and developed no grasp of deductive logic. #CouldNeverBeMe #ButItCouldBeHim

Splainer (Material Conditions Acknowledger)

@splainer

1 year ago

Ukraine-flag contingent peace-washing a hands-off-NATO sign, and cracking wise about how a guy and a (Druze minority) woman should suck off another guy. #CouldNeverBeMe #ButItCouldBeYou

CORE FOUR

@womenssports

1 year ago

Tennessee's HC, Kim Caldwell, coming back to coach one week after having a wholeeeee baby like I'm sorry, Coach Ma'am WUT #couldNEVERbeme #ncaawbb #ncaaw