Are we watching a coup?!? #fdt #handmaidstale #couptheory
#couptheory
I'm crazy jealous of Erdogan right now. If there's anything better than faking a coup, it's the not-fake purging. #Cambodia #CoupTheory
But a coup is crazy unlikely here, because our army is corrupt as fuck. We could probably even lose an election LOL! #Cambodia #CoupTheory
Also, I have a switch on my desk that, according to my sabotage scientists, "does something crazy." #Cambodia #CoupTheory
Not only will the plotters have to run a nation with zero experience, but their offices will also smell super nasty! #Cambodia #CoupTheory
And it won't be out in the open--it'll be hidden, and lingering. #Cambodia #CoupTheory
Thankfully, all my detractors are too cowardly to join the army. #Cambodia #CoupTheory #DontGetAnyIdeas
If you're going to bring out the tanks, you've got to run people over. #CoupTheory #ChekovsTank