Some days one phone just doesn’t cut it. Also, his pants have me 😂#nannylife #ilovemyjob #crabbypants

Ok, April Fool’s day is fun and all, but how about we do this again tomorrow with the actual NEW HUG!

Please meet my new friend. He is here to help anyone that might be feeling a particular way these days.

#crab #crabby #crabbypants

I love it when I’m trying to be in a bad mood and I hate to see a good aspect and it still does some good anyway. The Venus Jupiter trine did bring me a random $429 check in the mail so I will quit my bitching #cancermoon #crabbypants

What exactly is it snowing? Neutrinos? #wheresmysnow #Moanday #crabbypants