he died in 1.0 cause he was not THE WoL/azem shard hydaelyn needed, that's cream's job❗❗❗❗☝️🦁
whether he exploded in the battle of carteneau or choked on a meatball the night before nobody knows cause they don't remember lmaoooo 🫣
#creamlore
cream would say yes and give a completely wrong answer after much calculation (pic related) with absolute confidence and if you corrected them they’d just be like “nu uh”. 😭😭😭😭
#creamlore
—Cream’s quick to violence, preferring to solve conflicts with blades, claws, and fangs.
— Can seem aloof to the problems of others, even as the WoL. (They need suitable rewards to become interested.)
—They don’t take things serious, everything is a game to them.
#creamlore
cream loves… borger king… whopper🍔👑✨
#creamlore
No contraceptives are needed. For all intents and purposes they've been neutered by being Hydaelyn's chosen champion.
Somethingsomething blessing of light makes them sterile, and even with Her blessing all used up the sterile part doesn't reverse.
Which works just fine for them!
#creamlore
They sure was and they sure did. 🌚
Ishgard had never seen so much hemp before, and likely never will again. 🫨
#Creamlore
Persian!!!
#creamlore
cream is a power bottom. they are very bratty and demanding during sex, and pair best with service tops 🍷
#creamlore
yeah :3c
#creamlore
open.spotify.com/track/6k1m0a...
wol's ddr song: Strictly Business - Mantronik Vs. EPMD
🔼
◀️🕺▶️
🔽
www.youtube.com/watch?v=96gW...
#creamlore
At first I was going to say Ilberd but he wasn’t very secret about it 🫨
paulecrain de fenouilley 😳🫨🫨🫨
#creamlore
having the sudden realization that cream’s favorite type is knights
🛡️🗡️
(zenos is a one off shhh🤫🫣)
something about armor and chivalry and their eagerness to serve 😳👀 which is so funny because cream is very much a rogue-ish type
#creamlore
baby cream before and after the calamity 😔
#creamlore
first ever “gpose” i took of cream on my ps4 back in 2019 🥺 jus a lil lvl 50 MNK about to finish ARR ough !!!
#creamlore
This is Cream's main arsenal! (not including their fists/claws)
The only one with a unique name is their avatar, and it's 🤫
The Scythe— gifted from Drusilla.
Big Ass Sword— gifted from Fray.
Chakrams— gifted from Tataru.
#creamlore • #wolqotd
While Cream can’t remember their exact age or nameday, here are the stats (nobody tell them) 😳🤫
ARR— 18
HW— 19
SB— 20
SHB to current— 21
#creamlore • #wolqotd
like a little delectable treat of creamy vanilla custard and burnt sugar.
#creamlore • #wolqotd
cream was there when the garlond ironworks (nero scaeva) invented the vape and was among the first to hit that shit !!!! making history!!!
#creamlore
behold, a whimsical baby cream!!
artist: @illusbal.bsky.social
#CreamArt • #creamlore
graha tia from ffxiv as meatwad being terrorized by cream as master shake. art is by @wankadoodles.bsky.social
everyone’s wol has such a nice relationship with graha tia and then there’s cream, giving him the master shake treatment 😭
art by @wankadoodles.bsky.social
#CreamArt • #creamlore
One of Cream’s main classes is DNC and they be busting it down freaky meow style!!! if there’s a beat they are throwing ass!!!
#creamlore • #wolqotd
fun fact: cream has heart shaped areolas and that is very cute
💞💕💞
#gpose • #nsfw • #miqote • #hrothgar • #creamlore
fun fact: cream has 10 house cats that are highly trained in paw to paw combat and meowing for more food even though they were just fed 5 minutes ago🐈
L—>R
Meatloaf, Parfait, Marshmallow, Cilantro, Smoked Brisket
Lemoncake, Killer Rum, Meatball, Champagne, Jamba Juice
#creamlore
very important #creamlore
fun fact: cream is a wanted criminal
:3c
#creamlore