Roses are red,
Sunflowers are yellow.
If you rip out their bones,
They go floppy like jello!

#CreepyValentines

Roses are red,
The shadows are dark.
I’m not saying they’re a werewolf,
But they’ve started to bark.

#CreepyValentines

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Roses are red,
Rivers run deep.
Don’t break its slumber,
The Old One must sleep.

#CreepyValentines

For a romantic experience, gaze into your loved ones eyes.

Then put them back in the jar so they don't dry out.

#CreepyValentines

Show them you care this Valentine’s Day.

Give them an extra head start before you release the hungry wolves.

#CreepyValentines

This Valentine’s Day I will offer you my heart.

I won’t need it after the ritual anyway.

#CreepyValentines

Roses are red,
Blood is red too.
You cannot hide,
I will always find you.

#CreepyValentines

Um - what now? I can't even address the double face and the eyes considering the sentiment. If I had this, I would burn it. #valentine #vintagevalentines #vinegarvalentines #creepyvalentines #creepycards #valentinehorror #hardno

The OG incel? #valentine #vintagevalentines #vinegarvalentines #creepyvalentines #creepycards #incel

No serial killer vibes here at all. Nope. Not a one. #valentine #vintagevalentines #vinegarvalentines #creepyvalentines #creepycards #valentinehorror