I...I hate this so much. Ty, Cameron #CriesinAmerican

Celebrating the 4th of July by imagining Zoro & Sanji as founding fathers who didn't get to sign the Declaration of Independence because they were too busy fucking in the back room until both their wigs flew off.

Let freedom ring, am I right?
#zosan #criesinamerican

Bluesky better not turn into an evil corporate fascist cesspool because if I have to learn one more social media platform I'm fleeing to the forest to live amongst the birds
#imtiredofthisgrandpa #criesinAmerican

All I want for Christmas is…a Colin the Caterpillar cake. Unfortunately I’m an American so no Colin for me. #colinthecaterpillar #criesinamerican #m&s

OH COME ON #criesinamerican