#CurseoftheUndead I was wondering if this was the 1st #daypire? But, I think that's #nosferatu ? It's actually not bad , I enjoyed bad , mostly
Good night, Svengoonies! Until next time, the preacher's probably not lying about vampires existing, but he still may be a colossal drag.
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Well ... it *was* the 1950s ... #Svengoolie #CurseOfTheUndead
I always thought he put his pin on the bullet. Then he got him with a cross and wood, maybe even silver if the pin itself was silver. #svengoolie #curseoftheundead
Dolores, I'm sure you're on a state of shock, but just because Dan was right that Drake was a vampire doesn't mean you give the preacher another chance.
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Rev. One Cross-Shot #Svengoolie #CurseOfTheUndead
I enjoyed #CurseOfTheUndead, even if it felt sort of like a two-part TV episode (Thriller does a Western?). #Svengoolie
Preacher Dan: "You're an abomination afore the lord, and I'm going to prove it by opening every consecrated coffin!"
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Drago dies Twilight Zone style. #svengoolie #curseoftheundead
Meddling lady: "I don't understand what's come over Dolores. What will you do, Dan?"
Dan, thinking: I'm in a western, I'm gonna shoot someone.
Dan, out loud: "I...uh...don't know."
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Magnet fishing requires a permit #Svengoolie #CurseOfTheUndead
The movie: "I never thought I'd see the day, the preacher and the [vampire] getting married!"
Anne Rice: !!!!!
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Drago is great at lying by omission. Just leave out the juicy bits and everyone believes it. #svengoolie #curseoftheundead
The best way to take down Drago is with an industrial magnet. He is so full of bullets it would just pin him right down. #svengoolie #curseoftheundead
Gwen! #Svengoolie #CurseOfTheUndead
I would like to remind everyone that it is wrong to make out with unconscious people. Whether in bed or a mausoleum. #svengoolie #curseoftheundead
"Can a vampire not get some shut-eye on another man's coffin here?"
-- Drago, probably
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He's a bit like Javert! #Svengoolie #CurseOfTheUndead
Oh, so strenuous. Time for a little nappy-poo next to-
Eh, I shouldn't poke fun. I get kinda woozy too when someone brings up court orders.
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The preacher is digging up bodies in the middle of the night. How is he not the villain? #svengoolie #curseoftheundead
I also think this is a pretty forward-thinking approach to being a vampire. Somewhere, a young Anne Rice took furious notes over Drago's whole "I'm cursed, but also, this is just who I am, man" philosophy.
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People always say that it gets cold in the desert at night but then why is everyone's windows open? #svengoolie #curseoftheundead
As JD Vance rewinds the movie so he can see the guy leap on the couch and knock the cushions off.
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"Berwyn" means "white top" in Welsh (e.g., mountains) 🏴 Hmmm... 🤔 ... 😉 #Svengoolie #CurseOfTheUndead
Now's a good time to eat the preacher, my man.
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Sure is a lot of walking.
ACTION! WALKING!
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I act the same way but it's sunlight not the shadow of a cross that does it for me. #svengoolie #curseoftheundead
The vampire is a Gamgee. Trimming the verge at night just like Samwise. #svengoolie #curseoftheundead
Drago Robustus or whatever his real name is has done more to improve this town than anyone else has, so far. Never mind his previous murder record, of course.
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