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Lol, I realize I'd be staring but much like the older lady in the picture - "please tell me she's at least wearing skin colored tights in these temperatures!)
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Woke up absolutely convinced it was Saturday. Argued with kids about it. Convinced them. And then realized.
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Ahhh I totally forgot to earlier. I will hopefully come through before this WS. #DadBrain

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Question: „When 20% of men think daily of the roman empire, but my dad thinks always about the ancient greeks.
What does it make him then?“

Answer ChatGPT(Oct.25):
„It makes him part of the Classical History Exception Set™ - same vibe, different empire.
If 20% of men think daily about the Roman Empire, then:
• Your dad isn't outside the trend...
• He's just Roman Empire Adjacent.
• He's basically playing the same game but picking a different faction.

Think of it like this:
Historical Obsession - Equivalent Personality Alignment

Roman Empire - Standard Issue Dad Brain
Ancient Greeks - Philosopher Dad / Olympic Dad /Democracy Hipster
Vikings - Axe Dad
Mongols - Horse Dad
Byzantines - "Actually..." Dad“

Question: „When 20% of men think daily of the roman empire, but my dad thinks always about the ancient greeks. What does it make him then?“ Answer ChatGPT(Oct.25): „It makes him part of the Classical History Exception Set™ - same vibe, different empire. If 20% of men think daily about the Roman Empire, then: • Your dad isn't outside the trend... • He's just Roman Empire Adjacent. • He's basically playing the same game but picking a different faction. Think of it like this: Historical Obsession - Equivalent Personality Alignment Roman Empire - Standard Issue Dad Brain Ancient Greeks - Philosopher Dad / Olympic Dad /Democracy Hipster Vikings - Axe Dad Mongols - Horse Dad Byzantines - "Actually..." Dad“

Why can’t he just be an „“Actually..!“Dad“?
#romanempire #itsspelledMEN #men #dadbrain #historicalobsession

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For the younger viewers, let me sum up what I think is a perfectly normal middle aged dad experience.

Grabbed extra hot salsa I use for cooking instead of snacking. May be time for glasses. 👓

Was several bites into it before I realized. Wow. Too hot. 🥵

Dad brain: I can't throw it out, I paid […]

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I instinctively cut the crust off my own toast this morning.

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Forget ‘mommy brain’: Neuroscientists say parenthood could actually prevent your mind from aging — Fast Company Despite some sleepless nights, raising kids may keep your brain younger in the long run, says new research from Rutgers and Yale.

This is certainly something to look forward to. Personally, I’ve had my brain feel like mush on and off since the birth of my daughter.

Can anyone relate to the Mom/Dad brain?

#girldad #mombrain #dadbrain #newparent #dad #mom #neuroscience #tmw

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I also realize, I read your post as “what should we ask him in the conference call” which is on me. #dadbrain

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My #dadbrain says - I want to be hardcore.

My #boybrain says - but I want to be accessible.

Grow up means letting go of ________________________?

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