My limited research seems to indicate that landbirds prefer to poop on freshly washed vehicles.

#science #dadscience #birds #landbirds #seabirds

Calvin wanted a physics lesson. Dad served airline time zone nonsense with a side of “tell your mom.”
#CalvinandHobbes #DadScience

Weather forecast: 100% chance of sneezing trees. #CalvinandHobbes #DadScience

did you hear about the photon who checked in to the hotel without any luggage? it was traveling light! #DadScience