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Adam Ferrara headlines two stand-up shows at Arlington Drafthouse in Arlington, VA: 7:00pm (21+ with parent) and 9:30pm (21+ only).

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DC Comedy Writers Group: Core Competence https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414


Icebreaker: Attributes and Actions of Annoying People.

Examples: I don’t trust people who say “no worries.” That’s what you say when there are several worries.

Don’t stop in a doorway to keep talking; if you do, imagine there’s another episode “to be continued and keep walking.

If you have advice I haven't asked for, you know you’re going to give it to me anyway; you don’t have to treat it like a Christmas present and wrap it up for me.

Exercise: Core Competence Clueless people sometimes expect a lot of recognition for very small acts or gestures. Follow this formula for a joke…

[Major act]? [Hero label]. [Minor act]? [Bare-minimum competence]. [Optional Deflation tag].

Bench pressing 150 pounds? Beast mode. Returning the dumbbell to the rack? Housebroken. No treat.

Rescuing a dog from a burning building? Selflessness. Picking up your own dog’s crap? Civilized, not Sainthood.

Landing a plane in an emergency? Nerves of steel. Using your blinker? Mild awareness of others. Try not to faint from your own excellence.

DC Comedy Writers Group: Core Competence https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414 Icebreaker: Attributes and Actions of Annoying People. Examples: I don’t trust people who say “no worries.” That’s what you say when there are several worries. Don’t stop in a doorway to keep talking; if you do, imagine there’s another episode “to be continued and keep walking. If you have advice I haven't asked for, you know you’re going to give it to me anyway; you don’t have to treat it like a Christmas present and wrap it up for me. Exercise: Core Competence Clueless people sometimes expect a lot of recognition for very small acts or gestures. Follow this formula for a joke… [Major act]? [Hero label]. [Minor act]? [Bare-minimum competence]. [Optional Deflation tag]. Bench pressing 150 pounds? Beast mode. Returning the dumbbell to the rack? Housebroken. No treat. Rescuing a dog from a burning building? Selflessness. Picking up your own dog’s crap? Civilized, not Sainthood. Landing a plane in an emergency? Nerves of steel. Using your blinker? Mild awareness of others. Try not to faint from your own excellence.

DC Comedy Writers Group: Core Competence https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414


Icebreaker: Attributes and Actions of Annoying People.

Examples: I don’t trust people who say “no worries.” That’s what you say when there are several worries.

Don’t stop in a doorway to keep talking; if you do, imagine there’s another episode “to be continued and keep walking.

If you have advice I haven't asked for, you know you’re going to give it to me anyway; you don’t have to treat it like a Christmas present and wrap it up for me.

Exercise: Core Competence Clueless people sometimes expect a lot of recognition for very small acts or gestures. Follow this formula for a joke…

[Major act]? [Hero label]. [Minor act]? [Bare-minimum competence]. [Optional Deflation tag].

Bench pressing 150 pounds? Beast mode. Returning the dumbbell to the rack? Housebroken. No treat.

Rescuing a dog from a burning building? Selflessness. Picking up your own dog’s crap? Civilized, not Sainthood.

Landing a plane in an emergency? Nerves of steel. Using your blinker? Mild awareness of others. Try not to faint from your own excellence.

DC Comedy Writers Group: Core Competence https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414 Icebreaker: Attributes and Actions of Annoying People. Examples: I don’t trust people who say “no worries.” That’s what you say when there are several worries. Don’t stop in a doorway to keep talking; if you do, imagine there’s another episode “to be continued and keep walking. If you have advice I haven't asked for, you know you’re going to give it to me anyway; you don’t have to treat it like a Christmas present and wrap it up for me. Exercise: Core Competence Clueless people sometimes expect a lot of recognition for very small acts or gestures. Follow this formula for a joke… [Major act]? [Hero label]. [Minor act]? [Bare-minimum competence]. [Optional Deflation tag]. Bench pressing 150 pounds? Beast mode. Returning the dumbbell to the rack? Housebroken. No treat. Rescuing a dog from a burning building? Selflessness. Picking up your own dog’s crap? Civilized, not Sainthood. Landing a plane in an emergency? Nerves of steel. Using your blinker? Mild awareness of others. Try not to faint from your own excellence.

DC Comedy Writers Group exercises on
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DC Comedy Writers Group: The Nuclear Option
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Icebreaker: Some small problem in your life (fact or fiction) that provokes an over-the-top reaction.

Examples:

I wrote one bad opening sentence and lost faith in the paragraph.

I misspelled broccoli on the grocery list, and frankly, it’s not in my life anymore.

I knit one wrong stitch in row four and had to go to confession to seek forgiveness from God. The priest looked at the scarf and would not give me absolution.



Exercise: Start Over. 

Write jokes where repeated restarting is the real problem.

Examples: 

I’ve restarted my computer so many times that my CPU hyperventilates.

I don’t write thank-you cards. I outsource legibility. I buy thank-you cards in bulk so my handwriting doesn’t get a vote.

I don’t repeat self-destructive patterns. I relaunch them. They get version numbers: Bad Boyfriend  7.6.1

DC Comedy Writers Group: The Nuclear Option
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414 Icebreaker: Some small problem in your life (fact or fiction) that provokes an over-the-top reaction. 
Examples:

I wrote one bad opening sentence and lost faith in the paragraph.
 I misspelled broccoli on the grocery list, and frankly, it’s not in my life anymore.
 I knit one wrong stitch in row four and had to go to confession to seek forgiveness from God. The priest looked at the scarf and would not give me absolution. Exercise: Start Over. 

Write jokes where repeated restarting is the real problem. Examples: 

I’ve restarted my computer so many times that my CPU hyperventilates.
 I don’t write thank-you cards. I outsource legibility. I buy thank-you cards in bulk so my handwriting doesn’t get a vote.
 I don’t repeat self-destructive patterns. I relaunch them. They get version numbers: Bad Boyfriend 7.6.1

DC Comedy Writers Group: The Nuclear Option
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414


Icebreaker: Some small problem in your life (fact or fiction) that provokes an over-the-top reaction.

Examples:

I wrote one bad opening sentence and lost faith in the paragraph.

I misspelled broccoli on the grocery list, and frankly, it’s not in my life anymore.

I knit one wrong stitch in row four and had to go to confession to seek forgiveness from God. The priest looked at the scarf and would not give me absolution.



Exercise: Start Over. 

Write jokes where repeated restarting is the real problem.

Examples: 

I’ve restarted my computer so many times that my CPU hyperventilates.

I don’t write thank-you cards. I outsource legibility. I buy thank-you cards in bulk so my handwriting doesn’t get a vote.

I don’t repeat self-destructive patterns. I relaunch them. They get version numbers: Bad Boyfriend  7.6.1

DC Comedy Writers Group: The Nuclear Option
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414 Icebreaker: Some small problem in your life (fact or fiction) that provokes an over-the-top reaction. 
Examples:

I wrote one bad opening sentence and lost faith in the paragraph.
 I misspelled broccoli on the grocery list, and frankly, it’s not in my life anymore.
 I knit one wrong stitch in row four and had to go to confession to seek forgiveness from God. The priest looked at the scarf and would not give me absolution. Exercise: Start Over. 

Write jokes where repeated restarting is the real problem. Examples: 

I’ve restarted my computer so many times that my CPU hyperventilates.
 I don’t write thank-you cards. I outsource legibility. I buy thank-you cards in bulk so my handwriting doesn’t get a vote.
 I don’t repeat self-destructive patterns. I relaunch them. They get version numbers: Bad Boyfriend 7.6.1

Comic 'Bombing' while a nuclear bomb goes off in the window.

Comic 'Bombing' while a nuclear bomb goes off in the window.

Tonight. Don't be afraid of bombing. Come and join us, and let's write it off. 8:30 PM EST
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‪DC Comedy Writers' Group‬
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Here are the details and the exercises! We meet every Monday night at 8:30 PM.
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#comedywriters
#comedywriting
#StandupComedy
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Here are the details and the exercises! We meet every Monday night at 8:30 PM.
www.facebook.com/share/1LVjUe...
#comedy
#comedywriters
#comedywriting
#signalboost
#StandupComedy
#Standup
#DMVComedy
#DCComedy
#DCStandup
#WashingtonDC
#DistrictofColumbia
#humor

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DC Comedy Writers Group is a collective for comedy writers of all kinds.

We meet on Zoom every Monday at 8:30 PM EST

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Questions? Find us on Facebook & Instagram: @DCComedyWriters
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Mom Confession - SNL
Mom Confession - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

#SNL #SNLSkit #PoliticalSatire #SketchComedy #LiveFromNewYork #ElectionHumor #DCComedy #Satire #Parody #ComedyGold #LateNightComedy #PoliticalComedy #CurrentEvents #VoteLaughRepeat #BipartisanLaughs #MockThePower #CivicHumor #TVComedy #PopCulture #SketchLife

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DC Comedy Writers Group meets on Zoom every Monday at 8:30 PM EST.

We do writing exercises, give feedback on new material, and help each other sharpen jokes.
Writers of all levels welcome.

Join us: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414

@DCComedyWriters
#ComedyWriters #StandupComedy #DCComedy #DMVComedy

DC Comedy Writers Group meets on Zoom every Monday at 8:30 PM EST. We do writing exercises, give feedback on new material, and help each other sharpen jokes. Writers of all levels welcome. Join us: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414 @DCComedyWriters #ComedyWriters #StandupComedy #DCComedy #DMVComedy

DC Comedy Writers Group is a weekly Zoom writing group for comedy writers.

Mondays at 8:30 PM EST
Writing exercises + feedback on new material

All levels welcome.

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@dccomedywriters.bsky.social
#ComedyWriters #StandupComedy #DCComedy

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DC Comedy Writers Group: Trash Talk

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Icebreaker: What’s in your junk drawer?

Examples: Menus from take-out restaurants when all I do is order from Uber Eats.

A broken chain, knotted, that I swore I would straighten out someday, like my life.

All of the dried-up pens that I stole from work.


Exercise: Personify your trash can. Allow it to judge you or give you unsolicited advice.

Examples: You say you’re decluttering, but you just moved it to recycling like a coward.

I don’t stink. What you are smelling is the truth that you don’t want to face.

Compost is just a hippy word for rotting vegetables.

(If the exercise does not spark joy, use the idea of trash as an inspiration for jokes.)

DC Comedy Writers Group: Trash Talk https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414 Icebreaker: What’s in your junk drawer? Examples: Menus from take-out restaurants when all I do is order from Uber Eats. A broken chain, knotted, that I swore I would straighten out someday, like my life. All of the dried-up pens that I stole from work. Exercise: Personify your trash can. Allow it to judge you or give you unsolicited advice. Examples: You say you’re decluttering, but you just moved it to recycling like a coward. I don’t stink. What you are smelling is the truth that you don’t want to face. Compost is just a hippy word for rotting vegetables. (If the exercise does not spark joy, use the idea of trash as an inspiration for jokes.)

Trash can that talks.

Trash can that talks.

DC Comedy Writers Group-a collective for comedy writers. We meet on Zoom every Monday at 8:30 PM EST
Questions? FB/Insta/Threads: @DCComedyWriters
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Hexagon 2026 Audition Sign Up Hexagon presents Lollapalosers!, an original satirical musical revue celebrating the losers who make America great. Come prepared to sing and/or dance; Bring sheet music to sing 16-32 bars; a pianist will be provided. We will select music for the dance audition. We especially welcome those who can impersonate their favorite national loser. Finally, please plan to arrive 20 minutes early for your chosen time slot and plan to remain for about 50 minutes. Cast and crew members must be 18 years or older, sign a release and join Hexagon to participate Hexagon is a 501(c)(3) non-profit and our performers, writers, crew and support staff are unpaid volunteers Rehearsals will typically be two evenings per week in Bethesda 2 blocks from Metro with free parking, and Wednesday evenings and Saturdays at 10:00-2:00 in Kensington, MD not near Metro but with free parking. Limited time to rehearse? Singing-only roles are available Also seeking writers, composers, crew members, and support staff Auditions will be held over the following three days. Sun Dec 7, 2025 3:00-6:00 PM @ Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St. NE Washington DC Mon Dec 8, 2025 7:00-9:00 PM @ Atlas Performing Arts Center, 1333 H St. NE Washington DC Sun Jan 11, 2026 3:00-6:00 PM @ St. Paul’s United Methodist Church 10401 Armory Ave Kensington MD Rehearsals will begin Jan 13th, 2026 and will run continuously four times a week through Apr 11th excluding holidays. Load-in is Apr 12 followed by Tech Week. Performances at the Atlas Performing Arts Center run Fri Apr 17 - Sun Apr 19 and Fri Apr 24 - Sun Apr 26. We expect to announce casting decisions for our December auditions by December 10th and our final Jan 11th audition by Jan 13th via email. For more information about Hexagon please visit our website at www.hexagon.org If you have question please email auditions@hexagon.org

AUDITIONS ARE OPEN and slots are filling fast for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” Sing? Dance? Impersonate? We want you for Washington’s only original political satirical musical comedy revue. #audition #auditions #dctheater #dccomedy

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Please Join us tonight! 8:30 PM! Zoom Writer's Table. Everyone is welcome. #dccomedy #DMVcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #comedywriters #comics #openmics #writers #DistrictofColumbia

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🎤✨ Don’t miss Fearless One & Friends!✨ Join us Fri, Nov 22 @ 7 PM at Aurora Market (500 Irving St NW) for laughs with Bahlya Yansane, Chris Porter, Izzy Gelfand, Alec Quinn, Andrew Barlow, & Benny Nwokeabia. 🎟️ $15 online/$25 door. Scan the QR to grab your tickets! #DCComedy

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WASHINGTON, DC
Arlington Drafthouse
12/13 - 12/14 (4 shows) #dccomedy
www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/events/101193

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Please Join us tonight! 8:30 PM! Zoom Writer's Table. Everyone is welcome.
8:30 PM. #dccomedy #DMVcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #comedywriters #comics #openmics

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8:30 PM 7/1/24. We will do some exercises and then workshop raw jokes and/or premises. The exercises and the Zoom link are in the link are in the event details. Hope to see you there. #dccomedy #DMVcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #comedywriters #comics #openmics #signalboost

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DC Comedy Writer's Group Exercises

DC Comedy Writer's Group Exercises

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8:30 PM 7/1/24. We will do some exercises and then workshop raw jokes and/or premises. The exercises and the Zoom link are in the link are in the event details. Hope to see you there. #dccomedy #DMVcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #comedywriters #comics #openmics

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Washington DC Comedy Writers' (@DCComedyWriters@mastodon.social) Attached: 2 images Come on out 8:30 PM every Monday for our weekly Zoom roundtable. Let's work on some jokes. #comedy #globalcomedy #washingtonDC #humor #performingarts #standupcomedy https://www...

Come on out for our weekly Monday night Zoom meeting. 8:30PM Check out the images to copy the Zoom Link.

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